A Man. A Hammer. Some Oil. His Ass.

[GuerillaBlack]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...82hammer1.html

AUGUST 6--While on patrol Monday evening, an Indiana cop noticed a naked guy standing in the window of a Fort Wayne home. So she approached the man's front door, which was wide open, to investigate further. It was then that Officer S. Hughes and a colleague were treated to the sight of a prone Ronald Miller, 56, engaging in a remarkably lewd act on his living room sofa. For the dirty details, you'll have to read the below Fort Wayne Police Department report, which notes that Miller is apparently handy with a claw hammer and some motor oil. Miller, pictured in the mug shot at right, was arrested on a felony indecency charge. A neighbor told cops that Miller was "not right" and parades around naked "24/24."

Make sure to read the police report.

Priceless.

[dickface]

I think that was also the original working le for There Will Be Blood.

[Spurminator]

What a nut job. Who uses MOTOR OIL for that? And on the couch? Crazy.

[tp2021]

Stop... Hammer Time!


In this case, its more like
Stop...

Time for Goatse!

[monosylab1k]

Hope he used Castrol Syntec

[lebomb]

Hope he used Castrol Syntec

Also, I hope he put the handle in first, and not the claw.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

According to the police report he covered it with a plastic bag first, so he was at least attempting to practice safe sex. Though I think he may have misunderstood what his friends meant when they said you can get AIDS from taking a tool up your ass.

[manufor3]

Has anyone ever suggested rehab for him?

[Sunshine]

According to the police report he covered it with a plastic bag first, so he was at least attempting to practice safe sex. Though I think he may have misunderstood what his friends meant when they said you can get AIDS from taking a tool up your ass.

[I. Hustle]

To be fair these are his parents.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

Talk about getting Hammered.

[ShoogarBear]

And you thought George Carlin was dead.

[RashoFan]

A new way to use the expression "getting hammered" or "getting hammered from behind"?

[Brutalis]

Hope it didn't have splinters!

[ShoogarBear]

Please hammer don't hurt 'em.

[slayermin]

I think Ronald Miller was the name of Patrick Dempsey's character in Can't Buy Me Love.

[slayermin]

Please hammer don't hurt 'em.

[RashoFan]

oh and my post wasn't even the slightest bit funny??? geesh you people are a tough crowd.

[slayermin]

oh and my post wasn't even the slightest bit funny??? geesh you people are a tough crowd.

It was funny.

But Shoogar's brought me back to when MC Hammer was on the Arsenio Hall show and the entire crowd was shouting, "please Hammer, don't hurt 'em" in unison.

[RashoFan]

I have a tape of that album somewhere...."They put me in the mix"

[monosylab1k]

Funniest part of the story for me is actually the neighbor saying he paraded around naked "24/24"