monosylab1k - Assassin For Hire

[monosylab1k]

Any sports teams out there that you hate? Looking to kill off a potential future rival before they get a chance to challenge your team?

Then you need the power of mono. My ability to ruin a team's le hopes is better than anybody else's. Not even Ricky Davis has my teamkilling abilities.

Here's how it works. You give me a team. I hop onto their bandwagon. In the next 4-6 months, that team will suffer epic failure.

monosylab1k's resume

-LA Clippers: they sign Baron Davis and things are looking good. I hop onto the bandwagon and immediately Elton Brand & Corey Maggette jump ship.

-Portland Trailblazers: the obvious pick for the next NBA dynasty, I start the Blazers Bandwangoners thread and now Brandon Roy's knee is screwed.

-Matt Jones: It works for individual players as well. I've been touting Matt Jones as the next great wide receiver in the NFL since he was a rookie. Now he's a ty third stringer, and a cokehead.

-Texas Rangers: Don't know if I can take credit for this one, they've been pathetic since their inaugural season. But either way, I root for them and they suck.

-New England Patriots: 18-1.

-Dallas Mavericks: Pretty self explanatory.

Those are results you can take to the bank. My method is 100% guaranteed to work.

If you've got a team bugging you, send me a PM and we can work out a contract negotiation for me to assassinate them.

[JamStone]

Chicago White Sox please. I actually like Ozzie Guillen. To me, he's real. But, all his players are bags, from Pierzynski to that sucker Carlos Quentin. I moderately like Jermaine Dye and can stand Jim Thome even. But, all their other players can go choke on a rhino's penis.

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Any sports teams out there that you hate? Looking to kill off a potential future rival before they get a chance to challenge your team?

Then you need the power of mono. My ability to ruin a team's le hopes is better than anybody else's. Not even Ricky Davis has my teamkilling abilities.

Here's how it works. You give me a team. I hop onto their bandwagon. In the next 4-6 months, that team will suffer epic failure.

monosylab1k's resume

-LA Clippers: they sign Baron Davis and things are looking good. I hop onto the bandwagon and immediately Elton Brand & Corey Maggette jump ship.

-Portland Trailblazers: the obvious pick for the next NBA dynasty, I start the Blazers Bandwangoners thread and now Brandon Roy's knee is screwed.

-Matt Jones: It works for individual players as well. I've been touting Matt Jones as the next great wide receiver in the NFL since he was a rookie. Now he's a ty third stringer, and a cokehead.

-Texas Rangers: Don't know if I can take credit for this one, they've been pathetic since their inaugural season. But either way, I root for them and they suck.

-New England Patriots: 18-1.

-Dallas Mavericks: Pretty self explanatory.

Those are results you can take to the bank. My method is 100% guaranteed to work.

If you've got a team bugging you, send me a PM and we can work out a contract negotiation for me to assassinate them.

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[rj215]

Any team the Spurs are playing in the playoffs would be nice...

[SenorSpur]

Keep the Dallas Mavs on your hit list. Your work in that area, over the past 3 seasons, has been superb.

[IronMexican]

Chargers.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Get Tiago splitter

[SAtown]

Chargers.

They don't need Mono to fail year after year.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

The Lakers. Root as hard as humanly possible for those ers.

[dirk4mvp]

Jacksonville Jaguars I saaaiiiiddd

[RonMexico]

I really, really need it to be the LA Dodgers. Man-Ram is destroying any hope D-Backs have of taking division easily.

[NBA Junkie]

Celtics

[confined]

Charlotte Bobcats...man i hate those guys

[Red Hawk #21]

Charlotte Bobcats...man i hate those guys

Why?

[manufor3]

jet terry

[manufor3]

Chicago White Sox please. I actually like Ozzie Guillen. To me, he's real. But, all his players are bags, from Pierzynski to that sucker Carlos Quentin. I moderately like Jermaine Dye and can stand Jim Thome even. But, all their other players can go choke on a rhino's penis.