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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    Hey gang I just walked back inside from helping out another dip customer and I was just in time to see a big ing load of flowers being delivered to the office managers office.

    Upon further investigation there was apparently some kind of marital spat that ensued last night so the flowers are from her husband and I suppose they're meant to smooth things over. I heard the lady jabbing away about how she'll forgive him and blah blah blah she's gonna make him sweat it out a little more.

    This is ing bull in my opinion. Why do you women deserve anything after a fight? For what? A fight just can't be a fight...you have to have some kind of peace offering for you to grow up and get over yourself and move forward in the relationship? What the is wrong with some of you. Big ing deal you had a fight. It shouldn't result in gift giving as some kind of admission of guilt or lame ass apology so someone can get some god damn closure on what was apparently a bad night.

    I can ing whole heartly promise you that I don't come to work and find.

    1. Xbox games gift wrapped and delivered to my office.
    2. Beer and an apology card
    3. New clothing or sexy outfit that I should put on for the make-up sexing.
    4. Case of motor oil and that hot new power chip I've been eyeing on the truck performance show I watch sunday morning.
    5. 383 stroker chevy small block 345 horsepower crate motor and matching 5 speed tranny for all my troubles caused by the annoying little spat we had.

    We don't get . Wanna know why?

    Answer:

    ITS ING STUPID TO HAVE TO GIFT SOMEONE OVER A ING FIGHT. GET OVER YOUR SPOILED SELVES AND LEARN TO WORK THINGS OUT WITHOUT HAVING TO BE GIVEN SOME KIND OF GAY ASS PEACE OFFERING.

    ITS A WASTE OF ING MONEY. THOSE FLOWERS COULD BE USED TO CHEER UP THE RELATIVES OF SOMEONE WHO DIED IN A NEGLEGENT TEENAGE DRIVING ACCIDENT.

    ING WOMEN JESUS CHRIST YOU CREATURES MILK MEN FOR EVERYTHING.

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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    ok

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    You should just live and let live.

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    Your point is? SpursStalker's Avatar
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    LMAO

    Funniest post I've seen all day

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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    LMAO

    Funniest post I've seen all day
    He's probably the one that sent the flowers!

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    Your point is? SpursStalker's Avatar
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    He's probably the one that sent the flowers!
    Here kitty kitty ...


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    I can ing whole heartly promise you that I don't come to work and find.


    3. New clothing or sexy outfit that I should put on for the make-up sexing.

    5. and matching tranny for all my troubles caused by the annoying little spat we had.
    I knew you swung that way.



    I agree though. Instead of spending money though I'd accept a bj after a fight. To me that is TLC

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Well I only milk men for one thing....but anyway B2B did you say they are married? Seems like an awful lot of mind games for someone you're married to.

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    You should just live and let live.
    EFF that ! They see that and get to talking about how that's a good idea and start trying to pull the same .

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    Well I only milk men for one thing....
    Well played

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    It beats actually saying you're sorry.

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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    Your post reminded me of the Garth Brooke song " Two of a Kind"


    http://www.planetgarth.com/lyrics/tw...ll_house.shtml
    Yea, a pickup truck is her limousine
    And her favorite dress is her faded blue jeans
    She loves me tender when the goin' gets tough
    Somtimes we fight just so we can make up.
    As for the office manager, why not just let her enjoy her flowers.

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    I think sending flowers is an admission of guilt. And men are always guilty. They are wrong all the time. It never fails when you get in an arguement with a girl...you're always wrong. It's super easy for a woman to ignore a man...it's impossible for a man to ignore a woman.

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    Your point is? SpursStalker's Avatar
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    I knew you swung that way.



    I agree though. Instead of spending money though I'd accept a bj after a fight. To me that is TLC
    Always thought the perfect gift after a fight was a steak AND BJ?

    I hope I havent been doing it wrong after all these years.


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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    In all seriousness, I recommend apologizing after a fight. It last longer than flowers, although flowers are nice too.

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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    Always thought the perfect gift after a fight was a steak AND BJ?

    I hope I havent been doing it wrong after all these years.


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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    I think sending flowers is an admission of guilt. And men are always guilty. They are wrong all the time. It never fails when you get in an arguement with a girl...you're always wrong. It's super easy for a woman to ignore a man...it's impossible for a man to ignore a woman.
    Your vagina has arrived. Pick it up at window one and don't forget to bring your penis for the exchange.

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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    It's super easy for a woman to ignore a man...it's impossible for a man to ignore a woman.
    Wrong.

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Maybe it was a genuine gesture on his part, but it was pretty y for her to tell people she's making him sweat it a bit.

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    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    It beats actually saying you're sorry.
    Or having to explain yourself.

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    I Got Hops Extra Stout's Avatar
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    Your vagina has arrived. Pick it up at window one and don't forget to bring your penis for the exchange.
    Oh no, that material receipt posted way back when he took those emo pictures of himself in front of his bathroom mirror.

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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    If I drop money on flowers then that means I’m guilty. What if I didn’t start the fight what if it was one of those things you women made up in your head and then BAM decided it was true out of nowhere?!
    I’m not going to lie I buy the wifey flowers but not for that . I buy them because it’s Tuesday or because I thought she looked nice or some mushy like that.

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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    Maybe it was a genuine gesture on his part, but it was pretty y for her to tell people she's making him sweat it a bit.
    I agree. That was uncalled for.

    I could never begin to play games like that- my boyfriend is way too cute to stay mad at.

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    B2B likes to dress up in sexy outfits for the make up sexing?



    PM me pics, ASAP.

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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    I’m not going to lie I buy the wifey flowers but not for that . I buy them because it’s Tuesday or because I thought she looked nice or some mushy stuff like that.
    awwww.

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