Woman faces charge after dishwashing dispute

[mrsmaalox]

All the lazy mofo had to do was wash the dishes!!


Woman faces charge after dishwashing dispute

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080916/...p_5Lz9n3ksQE4F
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FORT WORTH, Texas - Police say a 20-year-old woman faces an aggravated assault charge after she bit her boyfriend, broke a picture frame across his face and swung at him with a sword during an argument about him not doing the dishes.

The woman was arrested Thursday afternoon at the couple's apartment, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reported on its Web site.

The 21-year-old man told police that he became involved in an argument because the woman was upset that the dishes were not clean. Police Lt. Paul Henderson said the woman told the man to leave the apartment, but he refused.

Henderson said the woman then tried to physically remove the man. During the ensuing struggle, the woman bit the man's right shoulder and broke a picture frame across his face, causing visible cuts, Henderson said.

The woman then grabbed an approximately 2-foot sword and swung it at him, but missed, police said.

The woman was released from a Mansfield jail after posting a $10,000 bond, jail officials said.

Henderson said the man and woman had lived together for four months.

[Taco]

[Dex]

See, women are crazy and men are assholes.

[ORION]

Oh I hate it when my ex-chicks would go grab their 2 foot swords and swing them. I'd like "baby put the sword down, I already shaved today"

[mrsmaalox]

Oh I hate it when my ex-chicks would go grab their 2 foot swords and swing them. I'd like "baby put the sword down, I already shaved today"

[ATRAIN]

All the lazy mofo had to do was wash the dishes!!

Yeah I know, stupid girl should know her place is to cook clean and suck.

[TDMVPDPOY]

kori hahaha

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yeah I know, stupid girl should know her place is to cook clean and suck.

word.

[desflood]

Yeah I know, stupid girl should know her place is to cook clean and suck.

That's original

All these years you've been alive and you can't come up with any new material? I'm disappointed in you.

[mrsmaalox]

That's original

All these years you've been alive and you can't come up with any new material? I'm disappointed in you.

It's like a moth to a flame huh??

[SpursWoman]

It's like a moth to a flame huh??

I've been *swooning* all day since I read that.

[Spur-Addict]

A sword?

Over some dishes?

I wonder if she ran at him like Shinobi

This reminds me of the, "We're still together" skit, with David Allan Grier and the Wayans girl. In Living Color, those were the days.

[ATRAIN]

That's original

All these years you've been alive and you can't come up with any new material? I'm disappointed in you.

But still effective . Ill put you on the exception to that rule Des .

[ATRAIN]

It's like a moth to a flame huh??

I wish we had a back hand smiley but I guess this will do

[desflood]

But still effective . Ill put you on the exception to that rule Des .

That's very sweet of you.

Now go come up with something better. I expect you to have a newly stocked repertoire of witty comebacks by Monday.

[BacktoBasics]

I'm pretty sure that was my ex-wife.

[ATRAIN]

That's very sweet of you.

Now go come up with something better. I expect you to have a newly stocked repertoire of witty comebacks by Monday.

For you, will do

[Brutalis]

See, women are crazy and men are assholes.

No no no.. it goes like this: Women are es, men are assholes.

[Sunshine]

She snapped this pic right before she bit him