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  1. 10-23-2008 #1
    J.T.
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    This dumb has been pitching a security system to my mother for three ing hours. Kill me please.

    Oh and by all means continue answering personal calls on your cell phone while you're on the job.
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  2. 10-23-2008 #2
    easjer
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    :raises eyebrows:

    Mmm-hmmm.
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  3. 10-23-2008 #3
    J.T.
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    Quote Originally Posted by easjer
    :raises eyebrows:
    We have an emoticon for that, you know.

    /thread
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  4. 10-23-2008 #4
    easjer
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    It's less effective.
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  5. 10-23-2008 #5
    ORION
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    Quote Originally Posted by J.T.
    This dumb has been pitching a security system to my mother for three ing hours. Kill me please.

    Oh and by all means continue answering personal calls on your cell phone while you're on the job.
    start creeping her out. Come out of the room in boxers
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  6. 10-23-2008 #6
    spurs_fan_in_exile
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    If sales is a man's job I have to disagree. With a pair of boobs to stare at I'm more likely to buy.
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  7. 10-23-2008 #7
    BacktoBasics
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    Quote Originally Posted by ORION
    start creeping her out. Come out of the room in boxers
    This is an excellent idea
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  8. 10-23-2008 #8
    ORION
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    Quote Originally Posted by ORION
    start creeping her out. Come out of the room in boxers
    with a broomstick between your legs and start galloping and pretend your smacking the horse's ass
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  9. 10-23-2008 #9
    J.T.
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    I just finished watching a 49 minute A&E On Demand thing about Barack Obama after noticing the McCain/Palin bumper sticker on her car.
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  10. 10-23-2008 #10
    ORION
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    Quote Originally Posted by spurs_fan_in_exile
    If sales is a man's job I have to disagree. With a pair of boobs to stare at I'm more likely to buy.
    yeah I agree. I've already bought 3 water softeners......from the same chick!
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  11. 10-23-2008 #11
    BacktoBasics
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    snap some pictures of her for us
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  12. 10-23-2008 #12
    ORION
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    Quote Originally Posted by J.T.
    I just finished watching a 49 minute A&E On Demand thing about Barack Obama after noticing the McCain/Palin bumper sticker on her car.
    whoa real crazy....
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  13. 10-23-2008 #13
    J.T.
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    Why did I leave my amp at my friend's apartment last night, it would be making all the difference in the quality of day that both I and this annoying saleswoman are having today.
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  14. 10-23-2008 #14
    J.T.
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    I wonder if those Gangland episodes about meth dealers in Chicago are still on the DVR...
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  15. 10-23-2008 #15
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    move out.

    /thread
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  16. 10-23-2008 #16
    I Love Me Some Me
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    Grow a pair and tell her to:
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  17. 10-23-2008 #17
    JudynTX
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    Quote Originally Posted by I Love Me Some Me
    Grow a pair and tell her to:
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  18. 10-23-2008 #18
    TheSanityAnnex
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    "never send a woman to do a mans job" ....


    You should have remembered to tell this to your tattoo artist.
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  19. 10-23-2008 #19
    ORION
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSanityAnnex
    "never send a woman to do a mans job" ....


    You should have remembered to tell this to your tattoo artist.
    that reminds me of that radio commercial.
    I'm almost done with the ball of yarn...
    For My Cobra Tattoo?!?!?!
    Cobra? ...you said Cat...
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  20. 10-23-2008 #20
    BlackSwordsMan
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    Maybe your mom is worried that her 45 year old son might get burglarized?
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  21. 10-23-2008 #21
    JoeChalupa
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    Quote Originally Posted by J.T.
    Why did I leave my amp at my friend's apartment last night, it would be making all the difference in the quality of day that both I and this annoying saleswoman are having today.
    Yeah, you could rock her ass right out!!
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  22. 10-23-2008 #22
    FromWayDowntown
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSwordsMan
    Maybe your mom is worried that her 45 year old son might get burglarized?
    Maybe she's going to change the locks and set the alarm.
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  23. 10-23-2008 #23
    TDMVPDPOY
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    give her the stick
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  24. 10-23-2008 #24
    Slomo
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    Quote Originally Posted by ORION
    start creeping her out. Come out of the room in boxers
    Quote Originally Posted by BacktoBasics
    snap some pictures of her for us
    To increase the "creep" factor, be sure to mention that you're taking the pictures with the intent to publish them on the internets.
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  25. 10-23-2008 #25
    ORION
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slomo
    To increase the "creep" factor, be sure to mention that you're taking the pictures with the intent to publish them on the internets.
    or sit down real close to her and eat cereal real loud in her ear
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