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have sex with his sister and pee on his couch.
What would you do::::
If you came home and you couch was apparently covered in urine by your sisters drunk ass boyfriend who spent columbas day drinking at sherlocks then passed out and pissed himself while watching a dvd of Clueless?
have sex with his sister and pee on his couch.
then call him a for watching clueless
this is such bull !
he got drunk last wednesday at sherlocks, called me to pick him up, then pissed in a powerade bottle in my backseat while driving on the 281.
now he is waking up and taking a shower then hes going to CVS to buy some hot shot stain remover to clean my couch.
Depends....What race is he?
White, Black, Hispanic, Induit Eskimo, or other?
Rub his face in it??
he is black
This guy sounds like a real bruce. Unfortunately, if you're not going to kick his ass for real there isn't much you can do besides wait for the hot shot.
I'd make him buy the couch.
Make sure to turn the cushion over a la George Costanza.
Well, I had an answer for you in case he was Induit Eskimo, but sense he is black....I wouldn't do anything. I mean, Wesley said it best. Always Bet on Black.
Can't Believe he pulled a Rick James on Your Couch.....DARKNESS CHARLIE MURPHY
so i am watching him clean the couch and guess what...
that asshat is drinking a beer while hes scrubbing. what a hoe
Same here.
i am going to be super pissed if he gets drunk again and pisses somewhere else in my apartment.
why cant my sister just skip work and come back and him that way he doesnt pee on my anymore...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwLtF...eature=related
Don't worry, I signed the racism waiver before linking this clip.
Just thought it was funny....
Make him eat the couch, or cram it up his assssss me know questions, I'll tell you no lies!!!!
call the policeman
dont give him a watermelon, if he aint cleaning up the stain.....
I think you cut your losses and just be glad that that was all he did to himself while watching Clueless.......and pissed himself while watching a dvd of Clueless?
Like a black man would have enough money to afford a couch. Thats why when 4 or 5 of them get together and make a purchase of that magnitude they cover it with thick clear plastic.
Cleaning it won't do because the urine is absord into the cushion.
I'd make him buy a new couch because you know you can't get comfortable in your underoos knowing that a grown man pissed on it. I bet he farted on it too ! Now I'm mad !
He probably was saying " yo couch" while doing it
yo couch, .
Why dont you kick him out?
yo couch, .
Hilarious !
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