Squirrel Songs

[Blake]

Jessie's Squirrel

Jessie is a friend,
Yeah, I know he's been
A good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
That ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a squirrel
And I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late,
Late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel,
I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel
Where can I find a rodent like that
I play along with the charade,
there doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty
When they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her,
But the point is probably moot
'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel
Where can I find a rodent,
Where can I find a rodent like that
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
Wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny,
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way
Love supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find a rodent like that

[Solo]

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel,
I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel
I want Jessie's squirrel,
Where can I find a rodent like that, like
Jessie's squirrel,
I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel,
I want,
I want Jessie's squirrel

[Blake]

Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels
Motley Crue

Friday night and I need a fight
My motorcycle and a switchblade knife
Handful of grease in my hair feels right
But what I need to make me tight are

Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels
Long legs and burgundy lips
Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels
Dancin' down on Sunset Strip
Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels
Red lips, fingertips

Trick or treat-sweet to eat
On Halloween and New Year's Eve
Yankee squirrels ya just can't beat
But they're the best when they're off their feet

Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels
At the Treehouse in Ft. Lauderdale
Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels
Rocking in Atlanta at Tattletails
Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels
Raising at the 7th Veil
Have you read the news
In the Soho Tribune
Ya know she did me
Well then she broke my heart

I'm such a good good boy
I just need e new toy
I tell ya what, squirrel
Dance for me, I'll keep you overemployed
Just tell me a story
You know the one I mean

Crazy Horse, Paris, France
Forget the names, remember romance
I got the photos, a menage a trois
Musta broke those Frenchies laws with those

Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels
Body Shop. Marble Arch
Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels
Tropicana's where I lost my heart

Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels

[ORION]

A squirrel music video would be real funny

[I. Hustle]

Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels
Motley Crue

[I. Hustle]

[ORION]

[Blake]

I knew a few squirrels like that. They were into snorting pecans.

[Blake]

Hey where did we go,
Days when the rains came
Down in the hollow,
Playin' a new game,
Laughing and a running hey, hey
Skipping and a jumping
In the misty morning fog with
Our hearts a thumpin' and you
My brown eyed squirrel,
You my brown eyed squirrel.

Whatever happened
To Tuesday and so slow
Going down the old mine
With a transistor radio
Standing in the sunlight laughing,
Hiding behind a rainbow's wall,
Slipping and sliding
All along the water fall, with you
My brown eyed squirrel,
You my brown eyed squirrel.

Do you remember when we used to sing,
Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da

So hard to find my way,
Now that I'm all on my own.
I saw you just the other day,
My how you have grown,
Cast my memory back there, Lord
Sometime I'm overcome thinking 'bout
Making love in the green grass
Behind the stadium with you
My brown eyed squirrel
You my brown eyed squirrel

Do you remember when we used to sing
Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da.

[Blake]

A squirrel music video would be real funny

ohhh....if only I was more youtubally inclined.......I would be all over that....

[AlamoSpursFan]

Squirrels are gay.

Sincerely,
Hampton the Hamster

[angel_luv]

My old youth pastor used to sing:

" My brown eyed Girl" as " My Brown eyed squirrel"

[Blake]

feel free to add your own.

guaranteed to make your co-workers, boss, clients and any people outside looking in through the window laugh so hard they whiz in their pants.

[stretch]

squirrels are almost as gay as blake

[PakiDan]

Take this pink ribbon off my eyes
I'm exposed
And it's no big surprise
Don't you think I know
Exactly where I stand
This world is forcing me
To hold your hand
'Cause I'm just a squirrel, little 'ol me
Don't let me out of your sight
I'm just a squirrel, all pretty and pe e
So don't let me have any rights

Oh...I've had it up to here!
The moment that I step outside
So many reasons
For me to run and hide
I can't do the little things I hold so dear
'Cause it's all those little things
That I fear

'Cause I'm just a squirrel I'd rather not be
'Cause they won't let me drive
Late at night I'm just a squirrel,
Guess I'm some kind of freak
'Cause they all sit and stare
With their eyes

I'm just a squirrel,
Take a good look at me
Just your typical prototype

Oh...I've had it up to here!
Oh...am I making myself clear?
I'm just a squirrel
I'm just a squirrel in the world...
That's all that you'll let me be!
I'm just a squirrel, living in captivity
Your rule of thumb
Makes me worry some

I'm just a squirrel, what's my destiny?
What I've suc bed to Is making me numb
I'm just a squirrel, my apologies
What I've become is so burdensome
I'm just a squirrel, lucky me
Twiddle-dum there's no comparison

Oh...I've had it up to!
Oh...I've had it up to!!
Oh...I've had it up to here!

[Blake]

the one time i bought girl scout cookies they tasted like elephant

you eat elephant ?

[stretch]

you eat elephant ?

what is elephant ? i dont even think that word exists.

[Blake]

Johnnys daddy was taking him fishin
When he was eight years old
A little squirrel came through the front gate holdin a fishing pole
His dad looked down and smiled, said we cant leave her behind
Son I know you dont want her to go but someday youll change your mind
And johnny said take jimmy johnson, take tommy thompson, take my best friend bo
Take anybody that you want as long as she dont go
Take any boy in the world
Daddy please dont take the squirrel

Same old boy
Same sweet squirrel
Ten years down the road
He held her tight and kissed her lips
In front of the picture show
Stranger came and pulled a gun
Grabbed her by the paw said if you do what I tell you to, there wont be any harm
And johnny said take my money, take my wallet, take my credit cards
Heres the watch that my grandpa gave me
Heres the key to my car
Mister give it a whirl
But please dont take the squirrel

Same old boy
Same sweet squirrel
Five years down the road
Theres going to be a little one and she says its time to go
Doctor says the babys fine but youll have to leave
cause this squirrel is fading fast and johnny hit his knees and there he prayed
Take the very breath you gave me
Take the heart from my chest
Ill gladly take her place if youll let me
Make this my last request
Take me out of this world
God, please dont take the squirrel

Johnnys daddy
Was taking him fishin
When he was eight years old

[Blake]

what is elephant ? i dont even think that word exists.

it does when I'm at work

[stretch]

it does when I'm at work

your work is gay. like you.

[Blake]

your work is gay. like you.

weak

[Bigzax]

i kissed a squirrel and i liked it

[Blake]

Well east coast squirrels are hip
I really dig those furs they wear
And the southern squirrels with the way they squeak
They knock me out when Im down there

The mid-west farmers rodents really make you feel alright
And the northern squirrels with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night

I wish they all could be california
I wish they all could be california
I wish they all could be california squirrels

The west coast has the sunshine
And the squirrels all get so tanned
I dig a french bikini on hawaii island
Dolls by a acorn tree in the sand

I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of squirrels
Yeah, but I couldnt wait to get back in the states
Back to the cutest squirrels in the world

I wish they all could be california
I wish they all could be california
I wish they all could be california squirrels

I wish they all could be california
(squirrels, squirrels, squirrels yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be california
(squirrels, squirrels, squirrels yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be california
(squirrels, squirrels, squirrels yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be california
(squirrels, squirrels, squirrels yeah I dig the)

[PakiDan]

i kissed a squirrel and i liked it

Hahahaha!