Dear Spurstalk (serious...long)

[milkshakeballa]

In all my letters, I try harder than anything else to make myself clear. I try to state things as simply and unambiguously as I can because I find that that's the best way to convince my readers that the issues surrounding antiheroism are more complex and embedded than Spurs Dynasty will admit. Please permit me this forum to rant. I have just one word for him: indistinguishability. If he gets his way, we will soon be engulfed in a Dark Age of recidivism and indescribable horror. That's why I'm telling you that every time Spurs Dynasty utters or writes a statement that supports mysticism—even indirectly—it sends a message that ebola, AIDS, mad-cow disease, and the hantavirus were intentionally bioengineered by untrustworthy bourgeoisie for the purpose of population reduction. I honestly aver that we mustn't let him make such statements, partly because I confess that his prissy, vexatious cop-outs disgust me, but primarily because I would like to give you an example of how warped he can be. Spurs Dynasty has admitted that he intends to galvanize a temperamental hysteria, a large-scale version of the muddleheaded mentality that can create a climate in which it will be assumed that our achievements reflect not individual worth, talent, or skill, but special consideration. Okay, that may have been a particularly bald-faced and unsubtle example but Spurs Dynasty's hypnopompic insights are like a Hydra. They continually acquire new heads and new strength. The only way to stunt their growth is to make an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of his arguments. The only way to destroy his Hydra entirely is to provide more people with the knowledge that if I didn't think Spurs Dynasty would oppress, segregate, and punish others, I wouldn't say that it's debatable whether opposing his rapacious, huffy analects actively and earnestly is the moral duty of every good human being. However, no one can disagree that Spurs Dynasty believes that he acts in the name of equality and social justice. That's just wrong. He further believes that he is a perpetual victim of injustice. Wrong again!

For some strange reason, Spurs Dynasty is worried he'll be disenfranchised and shunned by xenophobic propagandists. Nevertheless, I can state with absolute certainty that if Spurs Dynasty truly believes that the sun rises just for him, then maybe he should enroll in Introduction to Reality 101. He is obviously trying to interfere with my efforts to build a true community of spirit and purpose based on mutual respect and caring, and unless we act now, he'll truly succeed. When I say that Spurs Dynasty's tractates are raffish, I mean it. I don't mean that they remind me of something raffish or that they have one or two raffish characteristics. I mean that they are raffish. In fact, the most raffish thing about them is the way that they prevent people from seeing that Spurs Dynasty seems unable to think of turns of speech that aren't hackneyed. What really grates on my nerves, however, is that his prose consists less of words chosen for the sake of their meaning than of phrases tacked together like the sections of a prefabricated henhouse.

Get out of my ing house Spurs Dynasty....

[Trainwreck2100]

Wow you took it to another level.

it was a fluke post

[LockBeard]

[anonoftheinternets]

In all my letters, ....

crappy post, too long, another wannabe SpursDynasty

[DynastyDynasty]

...

Don't quit your day job.



Assuming you have one.

[Indazone]

meh, another troll post and another day on the board.

[phyzik]

In all my letters, I try harder than anything else to make myself clear. I try to state things as simply and unambiguously as I can because I find that that's the best way to convince my readers that the issues surrounding antiheroism are more complex and embedded than Spurs Dynasty will admit. Please permit me this forum to rant. I have just one word for him: indistinguishability. If he gets his way, we will soon be engulfed in a Dark Age of recidivism and indescribable horror. That's why I'm telling you that every time Spurs Dynasty utters or writes a statement that supports mysticism—even indirectly—it sends a message that ebola, AIDS, mad-cow disease, and the hantavirus were intentionally bioengineered by untrustworthy bourgeoisie for the purpose of population reduction. I honestly aver that we mustn't let him make such statements, partly because I confess that his prissy, vexatious cop-outs disgust me, but primarily because I would like to give you an example of how warped he can be. Spurs Dynasty has admitted that he intends to galvanize a temperamental hysteria, a large-scale version of the muddleheaded mentality that can create a climate in which it will be assumed that our achievements reflect not individual worth, talent, or skill, but special consideration. Okay, that may have been a particularly bald-faced and unsubtle example but Spurs Dynasty's hypnopompic insights are like a Hydra. They continually acquire new heads and new strength. The only way to stunt their growth is to make an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of his arguments. The only way to destroy his Hydra entirely is to provide more people with the knowledge that if I didn't think Spurs Dynasty would oppress, segregate, and punish others, I wouldn't say that it's debatable whether opposing his rapacious, huffy analects actively and earnestly is the moral duty of every good human being. However, no one can disagree that Spurs Dynasty believes that he acts in the name of equality and social justice. That's just wrong. He further believes that he is a perpetual victim of injustice. Wrong again!

For some strange reason, Spurs Dynasty is worried he'll be disenfranchised and shunned by xenophobic propagandists. Nevertheless, I can state with absolute certainty that if Spurs Dynasty truly believes that the sun rises just for him, then maybe he should enroll in Introduction to Reality 101. He is obviously trying to interfere with my efforts to build a true community of spirit and purpose based on mutual respect and caring, and unless we act now, he'll truly succeed. When I say that Spurs Dynasty's tractates are raffish, I mean it. I don't mean that they remind me of something raffish or that they have one or two raffish characteristics. I mean that they are raffish. In fact, the most raffish thing about them is the way that they prevent people from seeing that Spurs Dynasty seems unable to think of turns of speech that aren't hackneyed. What really grates on my nerves, however, is that his prose consists less of words chosen for the sake of their meaning than of phrases tacked together like the sections of a prefabricated henhouse.

Get out of my ing house Spurs Dynasty....

Spurs Dynasty is a Laker troll trying to piss off laker fans.... and much better at being a troll than you are.

[ElNono]

I thought Epic Fail was back... where are you when we need you?

[Epic Fail]

did somebody call me?

[milkshakeballa]

What the ? Are you joking me guys?

"He is obviously trying to interfere with my efforts to build a true community of spirit and purpose based on mutual respect and caring, and unless we act now, he'll truly succeed."

Would you guys disagree with this statement? What a freaking joke. Don't get me started before you guys really piss me off.

All you freakin rednecks in Texas probably can't understand what I wrote is probably the problem here.

[ElNono]

did somebody call me?

[Kai]

tl; dr

[balli]

Would you guys disagree with this statement?

I still don't know what it was, because I haven't bothered to read it. Your whole presentation is awful.

All you freakin rednecks in Texas probably can't understand what I wrote is probably the problem here.

Actually it's just that rednecks usually choose to ignore 1000 word paragraphs.

[Lars]

In all my letters, I try harder than anything else to make myself clear. I try to state things as simply and unambiguously as I can because I find that that's the best way to convince my readers that the issues surrounding antiheroism are more complex and embedded than Spurs Dynasty will admit. Please permit me this forum to rant. I have just one word for him: indistinguishability. If he gets his way, we will soon be engulfed in a Dark Age of recidivism and indescribable horror. That's why I'm telling you that every time Spurs Dynasty utters or writes a statement that supports mysticism—even indirectly—it sends a message that ebola, AIDS, mad-cow disease, and the hantavirus were intentionally bioengineered by untrustworthy bourgeoisie for the purpose of population reduction. I honestly aver that we mustn't let him make such statements, partly because I confess that his prissy, vexatious cop-outs disgust me, but primarily because I would like to give you an example of how warped he can be. Spurs Dynasty has admitted that he intends to galvanize a temperamental hysteria, a large-scale version of the muddleheaded mentality that can create a climate in which it will be assumed that our achievements reflect not individual worth, talent, or skill, but special consideration. Okay, that may have been a particularly bald-faced and unsubtle example but Spurs Dynasty's hypnopompic insights are like a Hydra. They continually acquire new heads and new strength. The only way to stunt their growth is to make an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of his arguments. The only way to destroy his Hydra entirely is to provide more people with the knowledge that if I didn't think Spurs Dynasty would oppress, segregate, and punish others, I wouldn't say that it's debatable whether opposing his rapacious, huffy analects actively and earnestly is the moral duty of every good human being. However, no one can disagree that Spurs Dynasty believes that he acts in the name of equality and social justice. That's just wrong. He further believes that he is a perpetual victim of injustice. Wrong again!

For some strange reason, Spurs Dynasty is worried he'll be disenfranchised and shunned by xenophobic propagandists. Nevertheless, I can state with absolute certainty that if Spurs Dynasty truly believes that the sun rises just for him, then maybe he should enroll in Introduction to Reality 101. He is obviously trying to interfere with my efforts to build a true community of spirit and purpose based on mutual respect and caring, and unless we act now, he'll truly succeed. When I say that Spurs Dynasty's tractates are raffish, I mean it. I don't mean that they remind me of something raffish or that they have one or two raffish characteristics. I mean that they are raffish. In fact, the most raffish thing about them is the way that they prevent people from seeing that Spurs Dynasty seems unable to think of turns of speech that aren't hackneyed. What really grates on my nerves, however, is that his prose consists less of words chosen for the sake of their meaning than of phrases tacked together like the sections of a prefabricated henhouse.

Get out of my ing house Spurs Dynasty....

This post had way too many big words for me. God forbid someone like Rogue tries to read it.

[Rogue]

This post had way too many big words for me.

"Idiots just complain about the darkness, ignoring the fact that they are blind." --- Shakespeare

[Kriz-Maxima]

Which letter generator site you got that from?

[ChumpDumper]

So SpursDynasty is Raffi?



That explains a lot.

[Spur-Addict]

What Balli said.

[benefactor]