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    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    when you go to the store and get behind the elderly cashing in mulitple lottery tickets, trying to figure out if theyve won, then buying more tickets from a person who cant speak english worth


    when im trying to use no technology at all, chilling at home smoke my own homegrown and someone calls the home phone and lets it ring like 40 times, i would answer to talk but when i get up it'll stop ringing
    or if it doesnt its captain tom telling me i won a free cruise


    when you come to a 4 way stop and nobody knows how they work, theyll be stopped, wait for you to pull up wait for you to come to a complete stop, then try to wave you through, by then another car has come up and theyre trying to wave them through too, if you had just followed elementary traffic rules we all could be well on our way now


    when people put a youtube to a popular, well known song that everyones heard in their signature


    when people post "IMO, IMHO", yes we all know youre not conducting a lecture at a scientific summit, what you post is what you think, thanks

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    When I'm taking my dog for a walk and other bag dog owners go out of their way to cross the street and approach me with their dog so it can sniff my dog's ass, as we the owners have a cliché little conversation about said dog's names and histories. you, neither me or my dog want to stop and talk/sniff with you and your dog. If I wanted that, I'd be standing in a ing dog park, not walking at as brisk a pace as possible on the opposite side of the street from you.

    When heads screw up the self scan because they don't know how to punch in the 4 digit code for their arugulu.

    When middle aged women run red lights, on the phone, at 40 MPH and T-Bone my car. And then a week later, when I'm driving a rental while my cars being fixed, the exact same thing happens at another intersection just blocks away.

    When I eat too many Milk Duds at once and my jaw starts to ache from chewing.

    Carlos Boozer.

    Non-Dairy Creamer and/or sugar flavoured half and half. Along those same lines, sugar in iced tea.
    when people post "IMO, IMHO", yes we all know youre not conducting a lecture at a scientific summit, what you post is what you think, thanks
    Guilty as charged.

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    When people don't shut the up, especially if a game is on.

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    When people don't shut the up, especially if a Sylvester Stallone movie is on.

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    Kyle Busch.

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    4 Star Asshole Strike's Avatar
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    People at work who slack off, around and do no work who say "We're a team."

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    Apartment neighbors who can't remember or don't care from one night to the next that my children are on the other side of the window they're standing next to when they're drinking, swearing, yelling, and talking about sex.

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    NWF Summers's Avatar
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    People at work who slack off, around and do no work who say "We're a team."
    That's like group projects in school. There's always that one guy who doesn't come to any of the meetings.

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    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    i hate when people call first blood- rambo





    also on texags it seems to be agreed upon that steven mcgee is a better qb than graham harrell


    if you wouldve said that 5 months ago you wouldve been scoffed like no other, but mcgee goes in the 4th round and now hes unitas

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    Believe. FaithInOne's Avatar
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    I am getting sick of all these people who vocally push Twitter down everyone's throat. Especially guys like Ryan Seacrest. The dude is probably in his 30's and every other word is "tweet" "twittering" "twit", Ryan you sound like a ing re .

    It's like these older people discovered the internets all of a sudden and try to act 15 again.

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    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    yeah peter burns is horrible at that i get 20 mins to listen in the morning and all he talks about is twitter and tweeting and how andy everett isnt cool enough to twitter because you have to be real cool to tweet

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    Believe. FaithInOne's Avatar
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    And I just want to say this. I love a good rant, and there is no better King of Rants than Adam Carolla. The man is a God with his street smarts common sense venting of anger.

    Check out his podcast. It will be the greatest 1 hour of your day.

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    I ing hate when I'm wearing a pair of clean socks in the house and I have to go get something from outside when it's semi wet from rain/melted snow and I'm too lazy to find shoes and/or take my socks off. So I try jumping from dry spot to dry spot, only to up and get one of my socks wet.

    And I hate when I'm hiking and try to jump across a stream onto a log or rock or marshy but solid looking bank only to have it give way when I land on it, thereby dunking my footsie in the water. But I like looking at my wet foot's degenerated skin about 3 hours later.

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    Veteran exstatic's Avatar
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    And I just want to say this. I love a good rant, and there is no better King of Rants than Adam Carolla. The man is a God with his street smarts common sense venting of anger.

    Check out his podcast. It will be the greatest 1 hour of your day.
    Whoever he is, he can't hold the smallest part of B2B's jock in the rant department.

    I hate that my dryer is broken now. I live at TX ground zero for the pig flu, and the idea of going to the laudromat with all of those trailer people makes me want to wear dirty clothes instead.

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    Agent Wonderbread j-6's Avatar
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    ... sticks that play with their blackberry/iphones at every red light they hit behind the wheel. Quadruple for the ones that think it's cool to do that on the freeway.

    ...retail clerks asking if I want an in-store credit card. If I wanted a Lowe's card, I'd fill out one of the 459645064596 pieces of junk mail they send me.

    ...speaking of youtube, the in my office that plays the American Idol contestants over and over every Wednesday morning at full blast.

    ...people selling meat door-to-door out of a pickup truck. Man, I've told you no for four years now and you still come by once a week. If I want steak, I'll go to the store and pick what I want.

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    yeah peter burns is horrible at that i get 20 mins to listen in the morning and all he talks about is twitter and tweeting and how andy everett isnt cool enough to twitter because you have to be real cool to tweet

    If it wasn't for twitter, Chris Duel never would have been able to say " " on the air and get away with it.

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    ...people selling meat door-to-door out of a pickup truck. Man, I've told you no for four years now and you still come by once a week. If I want steak, I'll go to the store and pick what I want.
    Do what now?

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    chode bloadin' chode_regulator's Avatar
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    When a driver decides to just stop in a driving lane because the turn lane is full and covering the area he needs to turn into. I guess he figures he'll just inconvenicne everyone else behind him.

    People who wait until no cars are coming and then turn into the near lane anyway which has been traffic free the whole time.

    People who act as if they are going to go through the yellow light and then slam the brakes, making you slam the brakes.

    When people wait til the last second to merge when the "lane ends in xxx" sign was a good indication to move over

    American Idol

    I agree with j-6 about the in store credit card. Did I ask for one?

    ESPN's continual sucking of Mark Sanchez from about one month before the draft til current. Every time I turn on ESPN his projected week for when he will be the starter gets earlier and earlier. Plus how he can't be a bust bc he played all of like 4 CF games. If I was the other QB I would just give him the job and ride the bench collecting my paycheck.

    Radio Staions

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    People who drive slow in the left lane of the interstate in Texas when there are signs every ing mile that say "Passing lane only". I think they should change it to "Passing lane only you stupid ing moron, move the over before you get shot". That would be a much better sign.

    People who dont know what the sign "Yield" ing means.

    People who have supposed high IQ's but have no ing common sense. Basically anyone in Mensa. Get over yourself.

    people who say "I downloaded this program off of a CD" when they actually mean they installed it.

    Trucks/Ricers that try to race my 6.0L LS3 V8 car as if they have a chance.

    Wiggers.

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    Ricers

    are those asians with modded hondas or is that a typo and supposed to be racers.

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    Stupid ass lazy ing roommates who think they're en led to everything even though they have contributed nothing.

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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    1) Drivers who find it necessary to get in front of you just so they can drive slow as .


    2) People who get into the 15 items or less line with 30+ items then complain when someone who is in front of them is holding up the line for whatever reason.

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    IMHO, B2B makes these kinds of threads on a daily basis.

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    People who drive slow in the left lane of the interstate in Texas when there are signs every ing mile that say "Passing lane only". I think they should change it to "Passing lane only you stupid ing moron, move the over before you get shot". That would be a much better sign.

    People who dont know what the sign "Yield" ing means.

    People who have supposed high IQ's but have no ing common sense. Basically anyone in Mensa. Get over yourself.

    people who say "I downloaded this program off of a CD" when they actually mean they installed it.

    Trucks/Ricers that try to race my 6.0L LS3 V8 car as if they have a chance.

    Wiggers.
    When I lived in DC this was a daily rant for me. Then a DC native explained to me that "yield means merge"!!!

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    Speaking of merge:

    People who don't know how to enter an interstate highway. If you're doing ANYTHING other than standing on the gas...YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

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