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Waaaaaaay too easy.
http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/07/08/...dog-seriously/
Look, we love our pets, but a woman in Ghana has married her dog. We repeat, her dog.
Uh, what? Yeah, this actually happened. Says the blushing bride (ew) Emily Mabou, 29: "For so long I've been praying for a life with a partner who has all the qualities of my dad. My dad was kind, faithful and loyal to my mum, and he never let her down."
Don't see how this translates into marrying your dog? Read on! Mabou claims that her relationships have all been with "skirt-chasers and cheaters." The priest who performed the ceremony told people not to mock the wedding, but instead "rejoice with her, as she has found happiness at last." Don't mock? Not likely, lady. (Though we get why some folks decide to marry their cats.)
When asked about her plans for babies, Maribou responded, "We'll adopt." Fantastic! Next story: Woman and Golden Retriever Adopt Twins. Gross. Weird. Disturbing. Any more adjectives we forgot?
Waaaaaaay too easy.
Oh, what the . . .
I take it this month's Bestiality Illustrated was in the mailbox today?
LOL...no, he's cyber literate and a mod here...he's the in house sheep specialist.
http://www.beastforum.com/
(insert random doggy-style joke here)
Big deal, I was married to a for 10 years.
It's a dog eat ... world.
Well played.
When are they going to consummate the marriage???
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