Might be the best twitter feed out there:
http://twitter.com/ mydadsays
Who's that chick? Kate Beckinsale? Well you tell Kate Beckinsale that she sucks...LMAO..
"My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday...You want to watch what? What the is mad men? I'm a mad man if you don't pick me the up."
"You need to flush the toilet more than once...No, YOU, YOU specifically need to. You know what, use a different toilet. This is my toilet."
LMAO
I hate twitter but those one liners are ing GOLD.
I might be in the minority here but I don't see what's so funny about it. It's just a vulgar old man.
"The dog is not bored, it's a ing dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a ing rubix cube. He's a god damned dog.""Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for . Just sat there. Big let down."
Go away, Debbie Downer.
yep...you're in the minority.
"They serve Jim Beam on airplanes. Tastes like piss. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference, because you drink . I don't."
Along with me.
Definately the minority... and I hate minorities you f'n piece of .
just kidding don't get all butt hurt.
"The dog is an outside dog. You want an inside dog, you go get your own inside."
I'm having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain't mixing ing makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil' ing umbrella in it
“You touched that god damned biscuit. Bull , I saw you touch it….I don’t give a about your evidence, this isn’t a court of law."
"It's just a ing june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"
"These kids are all fat. I remember when you were in little league.... You were fat."
"It's just a ing june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"
I might have to use that one.
Nothing funnier than a salty old man who doesnt give a about political correctness.
That's because you don't have a sense of humor. Now GTFO.
That might be the funniest thing I've ever read.
Ok..his Dad is funny!
"Who in the is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a what you say."
It's funny, but there are so many quotes. I'm just kind of picturing the dude following his dad around with a recorder, "Oh wait dad, can you repeat that? I need to write it word for word on my twitter"
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