greatest single post in spurstalk history?

[Phillip]

alright everyone, put your ass where your mouths are, and lets try to pool together all the greatest individual posts in spurstalk history in this thread, then we will have a bracket style tournament supported by votes to determine what actually is the greatest post in spurstalk history.

lets get this started

[IronMexican]

Thom Yorke

[Nick Manning]

Marcus Bryant responding to 'poop' a couple years ago:

"So ing worship it and rub your to it."

[badfish22]

yeah i got tats on my legs....

[symple19]

yeah i got tats on my legs....

no question here, it's gotta be KW's calf tats post. the one that started it all.

[clambake]

#1...without question....forgot the poster, in the players rides thread.

"RJ drives a white, 1980 Walton"

[DMX7]

KW's... Dat one was legendary.

[Fpoonsie]

Marcus Bryant responding to 'poop' a couple years ago:

"So ing worship it and rub your to it."

Yeah, off the top of my head (npi), this is the best one I can think of, too.

[Cry Havoc]

"I'd be a Terry fan if he went Eagle on Kobe." - TimVP

That's up there.

[Phillip]

yeah i got tats on my legs, yeah they're spurs and yeah they're on my calves... we've gone over this yrs ago and yet it's still being brought up like a bad joke. it's in' old man and you think it gets to me when you say the bs you do? you think it gets to me especially coming from some chump off the internet? come on now man... i didn't get these tats because i thought i'd shrivel up into a ball and hide when someone put me down about my decision to tat my calves up with spurs, i got these tats because i wanted to, because i like them and because i could give 2 s less about some made chump on the internet.

get over it man and add to this thread or get the out already. come up with something clever or shut the up and get out of my thread.

[CuckingFunt]

Probably Horry's man ass.

[symple19]

from my fave thread of all time

me

[Cry Havoc]

Lol male duckface.

[Tinystarz]

homer

[CosmicCowboy]

IMO Chopper ( Ed Helicopter Jones) has at least half of the top ten.

[CubanSucks]

no question here, it's gotta be KW's calf tats post. the one that started it all.

link? It's not the one Phillip quotes 6 posts ago is it?



It truly did revolutionize the site. Just as iconic as The Godfather quote "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" was to movies tbh

[symple19]

your type here at this forum is full of jokes man.

yeah i got tats on my legs, yeah they're spurs and yeah they're on my calves... we've gone over this yrs ago and yet it's still being brought up like a bad joke. it's in' old man and you think it gets to me when you say the bs you do? you think it gets to me especially coming from some chump off the internet? come on now man... i didn't get these tats because i thought i'd shrivel up into a ball and hide when someone put me down about my decision to tat my calves up with spurs, i got these tats because i wanted to, because i like them and because i could give 2 s less about some made chump on the internet.

get over it man and add to this thread or get the out already. come up with something clever or shut the up and get out of my thread.

[symple19]

Also, for the forum's enjoyment, I bumped the original thread

A special thanks to iggy for bringing that response out of our favorite , Koriwhat

[BlackSwordsMan]

this one

[symple19]

The Dark Reign post destroying Illuzion in the hottest clubber thread is epic as well

[Summers]

the greatest single post ever is when a certain user tried to pass off certain photos of a certain city as his own, when as it turns out, the photos were actually taken by another certain user who happened to have posted those photos on a certain forum for a certain popular 90's boyband from Orlando

Holy , I'd forgotten about that. That was an entire half-day of awesomeness.

IMO Chopper ( Ed Helicopter Jones) has at least half of the top ten.

I, personally, will never forget the words "galactically stupid" in one of my favorite all-time threads.

[Frenzy]

Nothing on ST stays in my memory for to long.

[Fpoonsie]

This one wasn't necessarily the "greatest", but redzero was responding to some poster in the NBA Forum, and I can't recall how his post started, but it ended with "so here's a picture of a dog licking a window"...or something like that. It was at least the most hilariously RANDOM post ever.

I wish I could find it.

[CubanSucks]

my personal favorite. There will always be a special place in my heart for this one

[Gawd]

Hey, this is "random bar chick", or as I prefer to be called, CH's wife. I've read through all the comments between you and CH....just a few thoughts.

Koriwhat, you can stop your ing because I understand you. Everyone is just twisting your words to make you sound like an offensive, phobic idiot, when really you're just an intelligent (very un-nerdlike) guy who's simply philosophizing about my appearance, CH's sexuality, and CH's computer. I want to apologize on behalf of all the users in the forum who think you're a whiny, perpetually single, ugly waste of space.

That said, a few minor corrections to your comments. 1) Given that I'm female and CH and I have had sex many, many, many times, I'm going to go out on a limb and say he's heterosexual. 2) CH's new computer case is amazing; you probably just don't know that because you've only seen a photo. 3) Anyone who needs to say he's had "hotter" is usually compensating for the fact that he's a pasty, pimple-covered virgin who needs to discover the treadmill. 4) Jesus God Almighty, what the is going on with those calf tattoos? They don't even remotely compare to mine. The tattoo down my ribs is one of the most painful places you can get a tattoo....getting one on your calf? Not badass, just really, really stupid. And I'm not middle-eastern, and I'm not going to explain what my tattoo means. I think it's best you stay in your little American-culture box -- you know, where you're comfortable.

And finally, I'm a little pissed that CH put up what I think are bad pictures of me, so I'm going to post the ones I like of myself.