One morning are having breakfast at Magnolia Cafe when the cell phone in S y's Kate Spade purse starts ringing.
And rings.
And keeps ringing.
For like 5 minutes.
SW puts down her fork and asks "Aren't you going to answer your phone?"
To which Miss S y replies, "No, it can't be mine. No one knows I'm here."
I have a brother who has a cell phone and after having the same ring tone for years he finally changed it.
He was standing in line at the store and he heard a phone ringing and ringing, he got pissed and thought to himself "I wish they would answer their phone" when the lady behind him said "sir i think you phone is ringing"
^^^ and no he's not Blonde
Couldn't be me because I hate purses with a passion and never carry one!
MEE TOOO!!!
maybe it was user - isn't he blonde?
I just don't answer my phone.
Buzzkill
Hey, anyone know why mice have small balls?
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Because not many of them know how to dance.
S y and SW went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and S y bet SW $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so S y gave SW $50. Then SW said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend."
But S y insisted saying,
"No. A bet's a bet."
Then SW said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
S y replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
How come I'm always the dumb one???
How come I'm always the dumb one???
You are blonde.
So S y's driving back from Wal-Mart and her car gets a flat tire. She pulls off to the shoulder, gets out and opens her trunk. Two men emerge from the trunk, wearing nothing but grey overcoats and proceed to face oncoming traffic and at intervals, open and close their coats.
S y gets back in her car, rolls up the window and locks the door (She can't use her cell because she doesn't ave a purse and no one knows where she might be on the road).
A cop drives up and sees the two men exposing themselves to traffic, pulls over and taps on S y's window.
S y opens the window and says "Oh officer, I'm so glad to see you. Can you help me?"
The officer replies, "All in good time ma'am, but what in the are those two guys doing behind your car?"
S y leans out the window, looks back at the cop and says, "Oh them, why they're my emergency flashers."
"And their names are 1369 and Jim."The officer replies, "All in good time ma'am, but what in the are those two guys doing behind your car?"
S y leans out the window, looks back at the cop and says, "Oh them, why they're my emergency flashers."
Blondes can get guys to do anything....
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