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Can you really say that since you've been known to drop a couple of u's instead of spelling out a 3 letter word?
My list of things that piss me off.
- People who use ty grammar and spell things horribly online. Then, when you call them on it, they say some like, "THIS ISNT FUKIN INGLISH CLASS LOLZ." Maybe not, but you can still learn to type like a human being instead of a ing bag.
- People who drive Hybrids and feel all ing uppity because they are "saving the planet" or some . Hey ass, one stuck up son of a driving a ing Prius isn't going to save the planet. Get your mouth off of Al Gore's and go read a ing scientific journal.
- People who try to come in to the restaurant you are working at after closing time and and moan because you won't let them in or refuse to make them fresh food forty minutes after close. People who try to walk through the ing drive-through are included here. I hope a ing semi comes barrelling around the corner and flattens your dumb asses. Eat when other ing normal human beings do, not at two in the ing morning.
- The ing news media and all their goddamn hoaxes. These ing assholes want to work us up into a fury about whatever dumb they think will scare us. ("Swine Flu" being the most recent example of this.) First it was SARS (yeah, you remember SARS. That dumb that never became the global pandemic it was supposed to) then it was bird flu. Apparently all of these were supposed to become global pandemics of a previously-unseen and epicly destructive nature. Yeah. That killed less in a year then THE REGULAR ING FLU DOES! STOP ING LYING TO GET PEOPLE TO TUNE IN TO YOUR TY NEWS STATION.
- Cats. Why the would you want an animal that s all over your house when it's mad at you?
- Drivers who don't use ing turn signals. How the lazy can you get? Lift your hand an inch or two and flip a switch. Stupid s; then they get all surprised when I honk at them as they're about to hit me.
- Women at grocery stores who watch all their purchases ring up and then are legitimately surprised when they find out they have to pay. Then they break out the checkbook.
- People at movies who talk on the cell phone. How the is this appropriate? Take two seconds and go the outside -wads, your not in your ing living room. Probably the same lazy s who don't use turn signals. The death penalty should be expanded to cover these assclowns.
- People who have car subwoofers that would knock out a filling from a mile away. Who the needs this kind of bass? I guess if you don't have a brain in your head, then it can't rattle around from sitting on this stupid ing thing.
Can you really say that since you've been known to drop a couple of u's instead of spelling out a 3 letter word?
Wich fast food joint u work at.
lol @ the spelling and grammar errors.
- Drivers who, when their lane is blocked, feel free to use part of your lane instead of waiting. This is a good ing idea . Lanes are wide enough for one car, but sure, go ahead and take part of mine and force me into a concrete wall. Slap ass.
- People who use power tools at 7am on Saturday mornings. What the ? Just because your dumb ass is up before the crack of dawn on a day off you assume other people are too? Next time I hear your saw on before the sun is up, I'm going to come over, saw your arms off and beat you to death with them.
- Animal rights groups. Hey kids, get over yourselves. Yes, we can treat animals better. But you know what? Cow is good eating. Monkeys and rats make good test subjects. Would you rather we test on humans? We should get you into an argument with the Christian right; fetuses or rats? Which is more important?
omfg this isnt english class
GOD!!!
LMAO Great post. Not, go back to the fryer to the fries and season those fries.
-People who treat their significant others like over a pizza discussion and then cry about it on the internet.
I hate it when stupid girls take longer than 20 minutes to go pick up leftover pizza then go into an emotional coma after I berate them. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
I KEEL U
I KEEL U
-you know what pisses me off, those God awful wireless reality commercials for pocket.
Hmmm...
Sounds like someone just finished watching that movie "Shoot 'em up".
Miamiheat is slowly gaining my respect as a veteran poster in the Club he is definitely on the path to someday become another B2B if only he could fix his relationship problems he might achieve that status.
I'm old and I'm not happy.
No No No my friend.- Drivers who, when their lane is blocked, feel free to use part of your lane instead of waiting. This is a good ing idea . Lanes are wide enough for one car, but sure, go ahead and take part of mine and force me into a concrete wall. Slap ass.
The road is an entirely different place than in real life. While on the road, the aggressive get what they want 99% of the time without any consequences. You have to be a pitbull on the road because 85% of other drivers are not.
This means you can take what you want because most people are timid drivers. Besides, you are driving in a 2 ton+ piece of metal so it's not like the people you piss off can do anything about it.
I had this epiphany about 2 months ago and since then my driving experience has become much more enjoyable.
0 traffic tickets, 0 warnings
"I've lost faith in you."
That's what I was thinking when I read that.
Not all people have the luxury of being awake when everyone else is, therefore they eat at weird hours. People work late/overnight/graveyard shifts all the time.Eat when other ing normal human beings do, not at two in the ing morning.
Last edited by Melmart1; 10-02-2009 at 11:35 AM.
Well if you hate bad grammar I suggest you stay away from myspace. I swear that place has its own language.
- People who use google too much. Go read a book for a ing change.
You need anger management classes.
I could use that class.
it's a weed eater you hear, dumbass. Ever worked a day of hard labor in your life? You think you live in a deciduous pine forest or something?
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