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  1. 10-08-2009 #1
    Kool Bob Love
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    You:Wanna go out and get a drink sometime?
    Her: Im sorry I have a boyfriend.
    You: Oh well I have a fish.
    Her: Huh?
    You: Oh, Im sorry, I thought we were talking about sh*t that doesnt matter.

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  2. 10-08-2009 #2
    I. Hustle
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    I got no pick up lines
    I stay on the grind
    I tell them hoes all the time
    get in my car
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  3. 10-08-2009 #3
    MiamiHeat
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kool Bob Love
    You:Wanna go out and get a drink sometime?
    Her: Im sorry I have a boyfriend.
    You: Oh well I have a fish.
    Her: Huh?
    You: Oh, Im sorry, I thought we were talking about sh*t that doesnt matter.

    Most respectable girls will think negatively of you for saying that
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  4. 10-09-2009 #4
    760Spursfan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kool Bob Love
    You:Wanna go out and get a drink sometime?
    Her: Im sorry I have a boyfriend.
    You: Oh well I have a fish.
    Her: Huh?
    You: Oh, Im sorry, I thought we were talking about sh*t that doesnt matter.


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  5. 10-09-2009 #5
    760Spursfan
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    I would like to hear from some of the women on ST and let us know if any of the cheezy lines that guys use have worked on them or friends of theirs.
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  6. 10-09-2009 #6
    AnthonyM
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    All the pickup lines a man needs...
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  7. 10-09-2009 #7
    xellos88330
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    Hey baby, you must be re ed because you are somethin special.
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  8. 10-09-2009 #8
    CubanSucks
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    Quote Originally Posted by xellos88330
    Hey baby, you must be re ed because you are somethin special.


    Honest and unapologetic. Couldn't possibly fail
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  9. 10-09-2009 #9
    symple19
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    "I don't know much about pies, but damn, you make my banana cream"
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  10. 10-09-2009 #10
    Clandestino
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    Hey mama... (then make kissing sounds)... she come right over
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  11. 10-09-2009 #11
    Bukefal
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clandestino
    Hey mama... (then make kissing sounds)... she come right over
    hah yeah, to slap you
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  12. 10-09-2009 #12
    lebomb
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    "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants"
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  13. 10-09-2009 #13
    SpursStalker
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    Nice shoes
    Wanna ?

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  14. 10-09-2009 #14
    CosmicCowboy
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    I just sit in the corner and lick my eyebrows.
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  15. 10-09-2009 #15
    katyon6th
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    I want to you in the worst way possible. On a hammock.

    That's just one I've heard that I'll probably never forget.
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  16. 10-09-2009 #16
    BacktoBasics
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    Quote Originally Posted by katy
    I want to you in the worst way possible. On a hammock.

    That's just one I've heard that I'll probably never forget.
    Did it work?
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  17. 10-09-2009 #17
    spurs_fan_in_exile
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    "I can guarantee that I will leave you unsatisifed, but I can also promise that I'll do it quickly enough that you'll have time to go out and find another guy tonight."
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  18. 10-09-2009 #18
    mrsmaalox
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    "Hey I know I'm not Mr. Right, but I'll you until he shows up."
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  19. 10-09-2009 #19
    katyon6th
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    Quote Originally Posted by BacktoBasics
    Did it work?
    It did not. I'm sure you were hoping I said yes and would divulge the masturbatory details to you in private but no. Sorry.
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  20. 10-09-2009 #20
    Trainwreck2100
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    Quote Originally Posted by katy
    I want to you in the worst way possible. On a hammock.

    That's just one I've heard that I'll probably never forget.

    I'm touched you remembered
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  21. 10-09-2009 #21
    desflood
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    The worst one I ever got was, "That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too."

    The guy got points for creativity, but not enough to get laid.
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  22. 10-09-2009 #22
    BacktoBasics
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    Quote Originally Posted by katy
    It did not. I'm sure you were hoping I said yes and would divulge the masturbatory details to you in private but no. Sorry.
    You must take joy in killing the simplest of my fantasies.
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  23. 10-09-2009 #23
    CavsSuperFan
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    If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents...
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  24. 10-09-2009 #24
    sonic21
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    Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track
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  25. 10-09-2009 #25
    Bigzax
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    hey these nachos are great...can i get some more guac and your phone#?
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