__confession booth______[-]

[mouse]

I masturbated to Linda Ronstadt back in 1983.

your turn...................

[thedong]

I lost my virginity to a hooker when I was 16. My uncle payed for it. Up to today, I will still remember the name ''Shantelle'' and her cheap perfume smell.

[Tonto]

Same here pale face rodent
tonto not proud
him bring shame to tribe
chief not happy

then tonto show chief
who make tontos arrow straight and hard
her name cher
her red skin soft like fresh killed deer






chief happy him wax carrot in tee pee all night

her exercise video is viagra for tribe
cheif happy
tonto earn feather
stick feather in lone rangers ass
and call it macaroni

[Re-Animator]

I once downloaded free software one night off a torrent site.

[marini martini]

My Mom wouldn't buy me a Ken doll, cuz she thought I'd let him play nasty with my Barbie so I borrowed my neighbor's GI Joe, so my Barbie could get married and have sex.:

[PM5K]

I masturbated to Linda Ronstadt yesterday.

[Re-Animator]

I once kissed a man it was late at night and I had two gallons of Tequila in my liver... long story but you get the picture.....................

[mouse]

I masturbated to Linda Ronstadt yesterday.

/ thread!

[PM5K]

I just made one mistake, but it's been fixed.

[Salad Tosser]

I love me some creamy Italian..

[howbouthemspurs]

I got caught by my mom watching midget porn once. She was a little disturbed, I could tell. But then I told her I don't discriminate. She still doesn't get it.

[desflood]

I tried weed for the first time a couple of weeks ago. Not bad, but nothing to rave about either.

[English teacher]

I once put i before e... after c !

[The Club]

I asked Kori to modify the Club banner years ago.

[Bender]

good to see Tonto back, I missed him.

[The Club]

I masturbated to Linda Ronstadt yesterday.

[PakiDan]

Same here pale face rodent
tonto not proud
him bring shame to tribe
chief not happy

then tonto show chief
who make tontos arrow straight and hard
her name cher
her red skin soft like fresh killed deer





Tonto back with a vengeance!
chief happy him wax carrot in tee pee all night

her exercise video is viagra for tribe
cheif happy
tonto earn feather
stick feather in lone rangers ass
and call it macaroni

[bigzak25]

I tried weed for the first time a couple of weeks ago. Not bad, but nothing to rave about either.

desflood, as a former avid marijuana smoker, i ran out about 3 weeks ago, and am now contemplating whether i will ever smoke again, all i can say is that it encouraged my laziness and apathy.

it was not the cause. but it didn't help me overcome my faults either, just forget them for a while. which was not a long term solution to my problems...

so all i am saying is, user beware.


and lol at tonto and PM5K...this could possibly turn into a Classic Thread rather easily...

[bigzak25]

Marini, English teacher, and howbouthemspurs confessions are funny too...

[thedong]

I eat toothpaste.

[J.T.]

I tried weed for the first time a couple of weeks ago. Not bad, but nothing to rave about either.

You smoked some ty weed or didn't get high enough. Rookies suck at taking rips the first couple of times.

[me15lo]

im obsessed with my sister in law

[TheManFromAcme]

Dated a girl back in '96 in Cali for about 4 months. Broke it off and 2 months later run into her hot mom and proceeded to conquer that morsel.

[bus driver]

i had sex with my best friends sister. (several times)

[Bender]

some people are bragging, not confessing...