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Show her your post count .
I'll start, you keep them coming (no pun intended).
1.) Telling your girlfriend she should "go pro" after having just had sex.
Show her your post count .
Farting
while she's going down on you
Have sex with her father.
Acting like a needy pussy who doesn't lead and always looks to her to find out what you should do.
Hot chicks don't leave me.
I don't know. I'll ask my dad.
on her chest while she is asleep.
He's into chickens too?
@ your avatar
giving her a sex toy
Not shaving your balls.
Actually, that's not true
Tell her you want a threesome with her and her mome. True story...
Telling her after sex that you had gonorrhea or herpes
Introduce her to me.
finds out she no longer needs a man to be satisfied...
Ask her if she speaks Greek, and if she says no ask if her mother does?
You're doing it wrong.
have sex with her bestfriend
You're doing it wrong.
Have her heat a slice of pizza in the microwave.
Tell her your dad looks like Ricky Ricardo.
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