Link Between Hunting and Small Penis Size

[timvp]

New Research Finds Long-Suspected Link Between Hunting and Small Penis Size

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Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD) has, until this month, been considered only a theory in the scientific world, but now the long-suspected link between hunting and unusually small penis size has been established as scientific fact by the Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder Research Organization (DMGDRO). The DMGDRO has conducted an extensive two-year study on men with diminutive male genitalia disorder.

Lead by Mike Streams and Brian Upchurch, who began their collaboration on human sexuality research while undergraduate students at Johns Hopkins University, DMGDRO is a team of New Orleans, Louisiana-based scientists interested in the study of male sexual disorders and dysfunction. Having identified the genetic disorder linking small male reproductive organs and the ability to derive pleasurable sensations from killing in a controlled environment without fear of personal harm (as differentiated from war or fighting back in an attack by a human being), also known as “controlled victim” aggression manifestation, Streams and Upchurch believe that there may be ways to combat men's feelings of inadequacy and curb some of the destructive behaviors that such men engage in as coping mechanisms.

“It's really quite interesting,” Dr. Streams says. “Like much folklore, it appears that, certainly in this case, there is a foundation in fact. This is the first time that research has been conducted on men who hunt, and it shows quite definitively that the link between what we are calling ‘the thrill of the kill' and a smaller-than-average penis is statistically significant."

Initial tests conducted on mice and rabbits proved inconclusive, but subsequent human test subjects showed what Dr. Upchurch calls “staggering results.” The subjects ranged from having a slight abnormality in penis size to a “pubis innyus” or inverted male pubic region. As data were gathered, the numbers revealed a discrepancy so great that it seemed to suggest a genetic mutation. By tracing what has been identified as the “DMGD gene,” an abnormality was discovered on the 21 st chromosome. Further investigation proved that this abnormality is consistently linked to two traits: abnormally small reproductive organs and “controlled victim” aggression manifestation. Drs. Streams and Upchurch and their colleagues theorize that an extreme case of DMGD may have been to blame in the 2004 Sawyer County, Wisconsin, incident in which a hunter went on a rampage, shooting at a group of other hunters and killing six of them.

Reaction from participants has been positive, and subjects described the results as liberating and a relief to finally be able to label their problem as a legitimate medical disorder.

Dr. Upchurch reports, “The first step in the treatment of a disorder is to understand its origins. We are pleased to have crossed that important threshold.”



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Heard about this on the radio.

Discuss.

[Useruser666]

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/w...r_and_hunting/

Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder and Hunting
The Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder Research Organization (DMGDRO) "is a team of New Orleans, Louisiana-based scientists interested in the study of male sexual disorders and dysfunction." Their most recent research study, released on March 29, has found the "Long-Suspected Link Between Hunting and Small Penis Size". The press release elaborates: "Like much folklore, it appears that, certainly in this case, there is a foundation in fact. This is the first time that research has been conducted on men who hunt, and it shows quite definitively that the link between what we are calling ‘the thrill of the kill' and a smaller-than-average penis is statistically significant." Of course, none of this is true. It was created by PETA as an April Fool's Day hoax. It looks like they're keeping up the website so that the hoax will enjoy a longer-running career on the internet.
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | Comments (11)
Category: Sex/Romance, Sports

[timvp]

*takes sip*

[Useruser666]

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[timvp]

I actually didn't read that thread. And I only posted this because I heard it on Rome and thought it was funny. Oh and I knew it'd have some sort of response in a Texas forum.

No harm, no foul.






P.S.

I've been known to hunt too, playa

[tlongII]

There clearly is something to this article as I do not hunt and am rather well-endowed.

[Useruser666]

I'm sure this will be on www.snopes.com soon if not already.

[Kori Ellis]

Read your messages.

[bigzak25]

what tlong said.....

[MannyIsGod]

I heard there was a link between eating and getting fatter, and I'm trying my best to see if that's a real theory.

I'll let you know what my results are.

[Solid D]

April 1st humor.

[Solid D]

Double Helix

Just remember, DNA may look small but if someone took the DNA strands in your body and stretched it out, it would be about 500 million miles long.

[E20]

Damn then I must have a 80 inch penis.

[SpursWoman]

And I must have been born to hunt.

[Useruser666]

The penis mightier!

[SpursWoman]

Don matta jus don bite it...

[rl64tx]

You are turning into an asshole. And I'm not joking.

WOW!!! i'm sensing tension on this "lovefest" board

[timvp]

Malik Rose owns you.

[rl64tx]

Malik Rose owns you.

Who? mua?

btw........i liked the 911 call on Rome today!!! I spewed soda all over the mail i was delivering........oops

[Jimcs50]

I just got back from my Alaskan hunting trip. Did I miss anything in the forum while I was away?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I just got back from my Alaskan hunting trip. Did I miss anything in the forum while I was away?

Just a couple of inches from what I just read.

[CommanderMcBragg]

I don't hunt but I carry a big gun.