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    you are a faggot Phillip's Avatar
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    i remember the first job i got fired from. i was like 17

    it was at office depot. they have those walkie talkie things, and one day, i found out that office depot had their very own private radio line. so i took my radio with me during lunch and went by another office depot, and i was able to hear and talk to them, without them knowing what was going on. so i was telling them stuff like "2 anal ers in zone 3 (because they had a zone system instead of aisle system). clean that up." and just strange things like that. cussing on the radios pretty much would instantly get you written up, or even fired. one time someone said "what the " and we had to stay 30 minutes past closing to watch some re ed video on radio policy. apparently district managers could just randomly tap into the store lines to listen to how they are talking, so this was something that really pissed store managers off.

    oh yeah, and i did it on black friday, so that made them even more pissed off.

    needless to say, that particular location put out a big alert to all surrounding locations that someone was doing this, and apparently they matched up the fact that my radio wasnt shown as being turned in for the timespan in which the store said the stuff happened, so a few days later when they figured this all out, i ended up getting fired.

    a few days later i got a knife and carved a big " you" on one of the tables they had there

    good times

    anyone got any good "fired" stories?

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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    I refused to take the trash out and clean the shop kitchen. Not my responsibility and not my job. I was fired for not being a team player and going above and beyond my job description.

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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    and one time I was fired for cracking this guy across his back with a mop handle. I was rehired 2 days later.

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    hospitality worker, had to do a delivery which was 1-2hr drive into the s country area...for what? a measly $30-40 job. Rock up delivering the packages, fkn miss some stuff that was meant to be in the package, fkn moron who did the ordering take down, didnt fckn write down the additional orders, fkn so im standing there like a lost kent telling the client talk to the fkn storeman who does the packaging and ordering....so had a good 10min talk with manager, and got fired eventually.

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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    i never understood how people could get fired from seasonal employment. you pretty much have to try to get fired for that to happen.

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    Goodwill Ambassador spurs_fan_in_exile's Avatar
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    Fired from Dairy Queen because the managers liked to change the schedule on a whim and I didn't show for a shift that had been assigned to me without any notice.

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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    I have never been fired- thank God!

    I have only quit one job because the owner of the business, my boss, was emotionally unstable and made everyone's work life miserable for meager pay and no real benefits.

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    Straight Forward PM5K's Avatar
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    I'm self employed. One time I fired myself just to see what it would feel like, but I re-hired myself shortly thereafter.

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    I've only been fired once. Very condensed story. I was construction superintendent and almost got shot when my "new" boss intentionally didn't process some payroll just to with me. I spent about 5 minutes staring down the barrel of a .357 trying to convince the subcontractor not to shoot me. Meanwhile, my new boss was peeking out the window watching the whole thing. When it was finally over I went back inside and picked my boss up by the throat with one hand and slammed him against the wall and held him with his feet dangling. I very slowly and clearly told him I would kill him if he ever did anything like that to me again. I got fired a week later.

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    I'm a model employee---never been fired.

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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    I've only been fired once. Very condensed story. I was construction superintendent and Almost got shot when my "new" boss intentionally didn't process some payroll just to with me. I spent about 5 minutes staring down the barrel of a .357 trying to convince the subcontractor not to shoot me. Meanwhile, my new boss was peeking out the window watching the whole thing. When it was finally over I went back inside and picked my boss up by the throat with one hand and slammed him against the wall and held him with his feet dangling. I very slowly and clearly told him I would kill him if he ever did anything like that to me again. I got fired a week later.


    thats pretty ing hardcore.

    never mess with a man's paycheck.

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    you are a faggot Phillip's Avatar
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    I'm a model employee---never been fired.
    i didnt ask for people that havent gotten fired

    i asked for people that HAVE gotten fired you idiot

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    lovechild Baby Cowboy's Avatar
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    i didnt ask for people that havent gotten fired

    i asked for people that HAVE gotten fired you idiot
    Don't call my Momma an idiot you turd.

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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    I've only been fired once. Very condensed story. I was construction superintendent and almost got shot when my "new" boss intentionally didn't process some payroll just to with me. I spent about 5 minutes staring down the barrel of a .357 trying to convince the subcontractor not to shoot me. Meanwhile, my new boss was peeking out the window watching the whole thing. When it was finally over I went back inside and picked my boss up by the throat with one hand and slammed him against the wall and held him with his feet dangling. I very slowly and clearly told him I would kill him if he ever did anything like that to me again. I got fired a week later.


    Yeah sure you did pussy

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    i didnt ask for people that havent gotten fired

    i asked for people that HAVE gotten fired you idiot

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    Smoking is healthy Höfner's Avatar
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    Damn jobs and their drug testing.

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    Smoking is healthy Höfner's Avatar
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    I've only been fired once. Very condensed story. I was construction superintendent and almost got shot when my "new" boss intentionally didn't process some payroll just to with me. I spent about 5 minutes staring down the barrel of a .357 trying to convince the subcontractor not to shoot me. Meanwhile, my new boss was peeking out the window watching the whole thing. When it was finally over I went back inside and picked my boss up by the throat with one hand and slammed him against the wall and held him with his feet dangling. I very slowly and clearly told him I would kill him if he ever did anything like that to me again. I got fired a week later.

    aren't you the hardass.

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    Oh my.

    First Atrain, then you...

    Is this the pussy roll call?

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Fired from Dairy Queen because the managers liked to change the schedule on a whim and I didn't show for a shift that had been assigned to me without any notice.

    When I was in college I was fired from a Country Club (waitstaff) for the same reason, kinda ... I was supposed to be off until a schedule change that I was never informed of happened. I was drinking pretty heavily that day and my boss actually called me to come in ... I told him I was never informed of the schedule change and had been drinking and apparently he didn't give a . So I went in.

    So, after a craptacularly bad night of service ... he met me at the timeclock with the the pink slip. Oops.

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    Believe. Internet Toughguy's Avatar
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    I've only been fired once. Very condensed story. I was construction superintendent and almost got shot when my "new" boss intentionally didn't process some payroll just to with me. I spent about 5 minutes staring down the barrel of a .357 trying to convince the subcontractor not to shoot me. Meanwhile, my new boss was peeking out the window watching the whole thing. When it was finally over I went back inside and picked my boss up by the throat with one hand and slammed him against the wall and held him with his feet dangling. I very slowly and clearly told him I would kill him if he ever did anything like that to me again. I got fired a week later.
    WOOOAA everyone clear the way for this ing bad ass!!

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    Believe. 760Spursfan's Avatar
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    Yeah sure you did pussy
    +1



    I did that once, lifted a guy up by his throat but he was about 5'2 and probably weighed about a buck twenty five..

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    Smoking is healthy Höfner's Avatar
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    Oh my.

    First Atrain, then you...

    Is this the pussy roll call?

    Are you the Undertaker? Because I think he wants his move back

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    WOOOAA everyone clear the way for this ing bad ass!!
    LOL

    I'm not sure what it was that brought out the wuss roll call, but I can assure you that almost getting shot for something someone else did can tend to piss you off. I was 6'5 and 250 and buff and he was about 5'8" and 150. It really wasn't that hard.

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    Smoking is healthy Höfner's Avatar
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    LOL

    I'm not sure what it was that brought out the wuss roll call, but I can assure you that almost getting shot for something someone else did can tend to piss you off. I was 6'5 and 250 and buff and he was about 5'8" and 150. It really wasn't that hard.
    I bet if I pointed my -barrel at you you'd get to choking.

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    I bet if I pointed my -barrel at you you'd get to choking.
    Speaking of internet tough guys...

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