woops! hahaha
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Daniel Tosh (his stand up, not his tv show)
"Buttsex is a lot like spinach. If you're forced to have it as a child, you won't enjoy it as an adult."
Demetri Martin (again, his stand up)
"Some authors write in first person and others write in third person. But I'm writing my book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out with: 'I heard from this guy who told somebody....'
Brian Regan, Todd Barry, and Arj Barker are a few others.
i dont care for demetri "pictionary" martin... that's the same dude right?
your old = funny
your new =
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