Bull . The club hasn't seen anything close the the thread I created in a looong time. These awards lost all credibility permanently.
Good to see you all again. Well gang what a week. So many good posts, so many good threads and it was good to see some old faces emerging from the woodwork. The tabulator was working overtime and the TPS reports are finally in. Due to the high volume of quality this week I'm afraid that a few well deserved posters are going to be left off the list that otherwise would've made it.
So lets get down to business.
POTW Honorable Mention
SFIE - Is this guy ever not funny. Consistently strong posting and his style is good enough to stand alone without being clumped into troll territory.
phyzik - Another mark of consistency. He's brief and to the point but always a good read.
Brutalis - The tabulator counted 3 ultra good posts and another dozen solid marks.
Suicidal Jack - His better or worse thread put life into perspective for a lot of us. Sometimes you have to just step back and look at a smaller scope of life to really gauge your progress. Great work.
J.T. - This guy is solid as a rock. He gets unfairly lumped in to the troll type category but if you really read his work he has a ton of insightful posts and unique perspective on things.
PM5K - Is he a good poster? Is he a great poster? He's like the Derrick Coleman of the internet. You know he has HOF talent but will we ever see it.
DUNCANownsKOBE - Nice guys finishing last thread was chalk full of win. Excellent debate/discussion. Those kind of threads are what the Club is all about.
Oh Crap - Probably should have or could have won POTW. Had it not been for the BCS style of calculations the tabulator has to decipher I think he would have been a no brainer.
Stringer-Bell - He gets a mention for suggesting that 2 5's are like one 10. Truer words could not have been spoken.
Cosmic Cowboy - I think a lot of us would open up a thread just to read his work. I know the tabulator would have skimmed over at least 5 threads this week had it not keyed in on a Cosmic Cowboy post. Excellent work.
Timvp - His participation in the Assignment thread went brilliantly. Bonus points for his efforts to reach the boneyard. The tabulator wants more LJ. Everybody wants more LJ except LJ's wife who has apparently closed the boneyard for remodeling.
Angel_Luv - She did a bang up job with the Modern Women thread. You have to appreciated all the different perspectives that a thread like that spawned. A+ work. I hope she contributes more frequently to the assignment thread.
MannyIsGod - I know he thinks he's too highbrow for the current state of the Club but all in all we want more Manny. Anybody that can be a 1 and bag a 9 should be someone we all listen too. Particularly because he's not rich. Maybe he made a deal with the Devil....you'd have to ask Angel_Luv about that.
Sancha - Brutally honest. She will your man and you won't even know it. Everyone should fear and respect the Sancha. She has nothing to lose and everything to gain.
tlongII - Old man photos are hilarious. I think a few of us would love to skin your chest and make a rug out of it.
Whisky Dog - When he posts he posts well. His body of work speaks for itself. Highly underrated.
Stretch - Every week this guy is in the top 5 for POTW. I hope he doesn't become the Charles Barkley of the club. He deserves to win one.
Phillip - Who is Phillip? Who cares just sit back and read his work. He's smart. He's topical. He's funny and he'll run you in circles if you give him a chance.
Koriwhat - Took his beatdown like a true warrior. He's the Rocky of the club. The first Rocky when he loses.
Homeland Security/ES - Took some balls outing his own troll. Wasn't afraid to stick in there for the long haul. Great weeks for this guy.
katy - Nothing more gratifying than getting called out only to have half the Club jump in to support her. You can't take anything away from someone who consistently stays in the battle to the bitter end. She's a winner at all cost.
Mouse - His chop work is ing awesome. Anything visual automatically improves a thread tenfold.
Pansy of the Week or PanOTW
Chreph - If you don't want your new ride keyed don't double park.
Angel_Luv of the Week or ALOTW
Angel_Luv - Her refusal to creatively write a thread of fiction because it threatened her beliefs stands alone as the clear winner.
head of the Week DOTW
Lil'mo - His 15 minutes were up 14 minutes ago but he obviously didn't get the memo. I think he's here for the long haul.
American Women of the Week or AWOTW
Co-Winners
Lil'mo and Oh Crap - Nobody blasted B2B harder for longer than those two.
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Poster of the Week or POTW
Three way tie
Kori Ellis. I. Hustle. Darlene.
Kori - You better believe that Kori will crawl out of the woodworks with public PMs. I bet her box was empty (sup LJ) all week after that thread. She's funny. She has personality. She's the total package of board excellence.
I. Hustle - Took an already epic thread to the next level. I'm pretty sure koriwhat had nightmares of IH banging his long lost love. He rode the fine line of patience and poise to see that his work didn't go to waste. Outstanding job.
Darlene - I don't think that there's any question about the size of the turd left in koriwhats shorts after she decided to call him out. The registry date says it all. Flawless execution.
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One of the best weeks ever gang. Keep it up. See you next week.
Bull . The club hasn't seen anything close the the thread I created in a looong time. These awards lost all credibility permanently.
Oh Crap was robbed, he had (TOTW) topic of the week easy.
koriwhat used the ignore feature that alone disqualifies him of any recognition.
the following posters had topics that where larger than 3 pages and no recognition?
xellos88330
ManuTP9
LuvBones
And Joe chalupa posted in the club, the man just had his big toe amputated and was able to limp to the tattoo parlor and get a full back tattoo of the Hawaiian punch guy?
Come on!
10% fruit juice mother ers!
You brought up Katy and yes that was you but it didn't get good until she actually came on and helped it out.
It's like a do you believe in God or for or against gays threads. They are always going to produce. Anytime you post about chicks or call someone out it is usually going to get results. You just happened to do both.
It's not how you start but how you finish m'boy.
This isn't (OHWA) One hit Wonder Award.
yes I'll admit you had your William Hung moment I give you that but can you sustain that moment and make it a career in the club??
I have a confession....
It's actually a 2-way tie. I am Darlene. I created the user and backdate the registration date to throw people off track. I had only two troll names in SpursTalk history... Darlene was the third.![]()
Old school posters came out of hiding. I wish they'd come out more often. The Club was so much better when they were around.![]()
it, Kori just won POTYear!![]()
Outing a TRoll before we really have a chance to properly absorb it is a major no no on the www and you deserve (DBOTWA) for doing so!
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Cheers to you Kori my PIC. I enjoyed collaborating with you on this one. I figure this might be the only time we work together like this so I am glad it turned into something epic.
They are already out of hiding they are just waiting for Kori to post then the salad tossing begins.
Can salad tosser confirm that?
Kori had a n excellent TRoll it could have been used to PakiDan koriwhat ass into Butthurt city for weeks to come. Now I am beginning to wonder if backtoBasics is really just LJ.
This is some ed up kinda like when my ex wife used my tax refund and had all four of her wisdom teeth put back in her skull.
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I was never going to use the troll again. It was a one-day deal![]()
Go ahead and blame me Mouse. I threw it all out as a fake already.
Not anymore since Joe Chalupa changed all of mouse's passwords.
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Yeah.
Still trying too hard to be a badass, huh?
genius. Lovely Kori.
I didn't step my game up like i said i would. I'll try again though.
Are you being serious?![]()
Yeah he is serious. Only because all of the "old school" posters are him though.
You don't know that for sure. And besides why ruin the fantasy or nightmare of the possibility that person could have been real for the rest of us?
Why not just admit your Dusty Garza and get it over with?
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No love for the Höf? Maybe next week.
You have no idea.
This is BS you should have definitely been mentioned.
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