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    http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=81752

    11/18/2009 04:50 AM

    "Ninja" Impales Self on Fence
    A Seattle man, whose name has not been released, claiming to be a ninja, attempted to jump over a 4- to 5-foot-high metal fence, but didn't quite make it. Police say that alcohol likely played a role in the "overconfidence in his abilities".

    Police were in the area looking for an assault victim when they heard the screams from the man, and suspect he was involved in the assault, even though he claims he was just trying to leap over the fence.

    The man is still in intensive care in hospital in serious condition.

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    Another example of Self-Correction.

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    He doesnt qualify for a DA....yet.

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    He isn't as cool as that other guy that sliced a burglers hand off.

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