Forget bikes, Dirk has a new target

[lefty]

[EmptyMan]

Squish.

[Bartleby]

"Tell me how my ass tastes"

[mavs>spurs2]

If I remember correctly, 4-1fan doesn't own smack talking rights. I advise you to keep the lame attempts to a minimum before mav fan makes your ass sore again, which is precisely the reason you took the time to start this thread

[lefty]

If I remember correctly, 4-1fan doesn't own smack talking rights. I advise you to keep the lame attempts to a minimum before mav fan makes your ass sore again, which is precisely the reason you took the time to start this thread

[Basketballgirl25]

I'd be crying as well if Dirk was near me

[Ghazi]

stfu

[FkLA]

Nets first win will come against the Mavs.

Book it.

[HarlemHeat37]

"About three years." After that everything developed in fast forward. Around New Year Nowitzki proposed, Taylor says. "He covered the floor with rose petals from the bedroom to the bathroom. He got down on his knee and opened a Tiffany box. Inside was the most beautiful ring I've ever seen, from the Legacy Collection with a very big diamond."

[redzero]

"About three years." After that everything developed in fast forward. Around New Year Nowitzki proposed, Taylor says. "He covered the floor with rose petals from the bedroom to the bathroom. He got down on his knee and opened a Tiffany box. Inside was the most beautiful ring I've ever seen, from the Legacy Collection with a very big diamond."

[mavs>spurs2]

"About three years." After that everything developed in fast forward. Around New Year Nowitzki proposed, Taylor says. "He covered the floor with rose petals from the bedroom to the bathroom. He got down on his knee and opened a Tiffany box. Inside was the most beautiful ring I've ever seen, from the Legacy Collection with a very big diamond."

must have been around the time ginobili committed "the foul"

[FkLA]

[Bukefal]

[scanry]

"About three years." After that everything developed in fast forward. Around New Year Nowitzki proposed, Taylor says. "He covered the floor with rose petals from the bedroom to the bathroom. He got down on his knee and opened a Tiffany box. Inside was the most beautiful ring I've ever seen, from the Legacy Collection with a very big diamond."

ouch...

[MavDynasty]

If i was a I would let Dirk stroke my pussy anyday.

[mystargtr34]

"about three years." after that everything developed in fast forward. Around new year nowitzki proposed, taylor says. "he covered the floor with rose petals from the bedroom to the bathroom. He got down on his knee and opened a tiffany box. Inside was the most beautiful ring i've ever seen, from the legacy collection with a very big diamond."

lmao

[LOL@MavsFan]

If I remember correctly, 4-1fan doesn't own smack talking rights. I advise you to keep the lame attempts to a minimum before mav fan makes your ass sore again, which is precisely the reason you took the time to start this thread

Neither do 4-0 fan

[Findog]

Spur fan making fun of Dirk makes about as much sense as Katelyn Faber making fun of Kobe. He owns ya ass, honey!

[LOL@MavsFan]

Spur fan making fun of Dirk makes about as much sense as Katelyn Faber making fun of Kobe. He owns ya ass, honey!

Mav fans making fun of the Spurs makes about as much sense as comparing Mark Aguirre to George Gervin.....

LOL 07-08 we beat a depleted, injured Spurs team in the playoffs champs
LOL 05-06 we beat the Spurs in the semis then blow a 2-0 lead in the Finals (where it counts) champs
LOL 67 wins in 06-07 (best record in the REGULAR SEASON champs)
LOL Mavs Fan---best fans in the NBA

[FkLA]

How about you leave here eternally if Mavs somehow win the game against Nets, and there's no need to cover up the other side since the Nets were too weak even to beat the Sacramento Queens the other day.

And if they lose?

[Findog]

It's kind of odd to hear rape victims make fun of their assailants, but maybe it's a therapeutic device for them to overcome their trauma. In that event, whatever helps you get through the day, honey!

[John Ameachi]

Mav fans making fun of the Spurs makes about as much sense as comparing Mark Aguirre to George Gervin.....

LOL 07-08 we beat a depleted, injured Spurs team in the playoffs champs
LOL 05-06 we beat the Spurs in the semis then blow a 2-0 lead in the Finals (where it counts) champs
LOL 67 wins in 06-07 (best record in the REGULAR SEASON champs)
LOL Mavs Fan---best fans in the NBA

Even I think you're a got.

[Findog]

Do you think Katelyn Faber ever makes fun of any odd marks on Kobe's penis?

[FkLA]

Bragging about beating the Spurs last year is like me bragging about beating up someone who has a broken arm. I'll give the Mavs 2006 but that was pre-Finals & GS meltdown when the Mavs were actually legit and taken seriously. Must suck for the Mavs to garner less respect from people/teams than their supposed 'rape victim'.

[Findog]

I wonder if Katelyn makes fun of Kobe for not being a good kisser.