Olympic comments

[Shelly]

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian s is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven s on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

[Slomo15]

LOL
Are those for real???

[SAmikeyp]

the "eleven s" one is old.

My wife and I were laughing our butts off watching the weightlifting. We were having too much fun with comments like "Her snatch looks tired."

[Shelly]

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

I think Jim said this one.

[SAmikeyp]

probably....not a lot to do in B/CS. :p