Yo Yo Yo, any1 in Cleveland betta stop by 2nite

[DJ Pauly D]

Yo, whats up bros. I'm in Cleveland tonight to watch my Lakers kick the crap out of the Cavs. Me and the Situation will be reppin the Lakers to da fullest. I want to invite everyone in the Cleveland area to stop by our party tonight we will be hosting with Kim Kardashian. So after yous is done watchin da Shore tonight, or watchin my Lakers, stop by and watch me and the Situation creep on the hogs of Cleveland

Chow, DJ PD

http://www.cleveland.com/dining/inde...mith_host.html

[The Gemini Method]

yo what-up Pauly D!

[lil_penny]

Yo bro I'm trying to get my hair juiced what's the best glue to do it bro?

[DJ Pauly D]

Yo bro I'm trying to get my hair juiced what's the best glue to do it bro?

it's all about the ICE er bro

[lil_penny]

Good lookin bro.. I see you bro, I see you.

[ffadicted]

Yo' Broski what is the best advice you can give for wingman-ing your not so physically blessed bros?

[DJ Pauly D]

Yo' Broski what is the best advice you can give for wingman-ing your not so physically blessed bros?

you just gotta believe you are da man even if you aren't. You ever hear someone say "if you lie enough, you start to believe your own lies"? Well that works on women too. You just gotta make them believe that you are the best male specimen on earth and they will fall right in.

This is what you do. 1) make sure you go to the gym atleast 5 times a week, 2) make sure you got a fresh tan, 3) make sure your clothes are clean and looking fresh. If you follow those 3 steps, you will have no problem with the ladies