NEW YORK CITY (IWR News Parody) - Conservative news magnate and Fox Television Network owner Rupert Murdock announced today that First Lady Laura Bush has agreed to play Terri Schiavo in new Fox TV movie scheduled to air in 2006 Fall season. "Roger Ailes tells me we could pick another 30 seats in the House if we show this movie a week before the general election," said Murdock to reporters.
Some say W would be an even better choice, for obvious reasons.
I know it said "parody" in the by line but, just for you rabid liberals out there who, obviously, can be fooled by satire and parody because of your blind hatred for all things "Bush," this isn't true.
Just wanted to save you any more embarrasment...think of it as a public service from me. You're welcome.
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