have any funny fat jokes?

[Fat boy]

sorry I am bored, and I am fat, I could use a good laugh!


have any funny fat jokes?

[SpursGirl21]

Can we use yo mama?

[TheManFromAcme]

Yo momma so fat she needs a DVD player for a pager

Yo momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

Yo momma so fat that her belly button makes an echo

Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard

You momma so fat when she walks past a window we lose 4 days of sunlight

[TheManFromAcme]

Yo momma so fat she had to get baptized at Sea World

Yo momma so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up again.

Yo momma so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide.

You momma so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"

Yo momma so fat when she went on school field trips the school had to raise funds to feed her.

[TheManFromAcme]

Yo momma is so fat her picture takes two frames

Yo momma is so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall

Yo momma so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her

Yo momma so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor have her 5 years to live.

Yo momma is so fat, when I said "pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed

[TheManFromAcme]

Yo momma so fat, when she ran away they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton

YO MOMMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE RUNS SHE MAKES THE CD SKIP....AT THE RADIO STAION

Yo momma so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real

Yo momma so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Yo momma so fat she's 36-24-36....but thats her forearm, neck and thigh

[TheManFromAcme]

Yo momma so fat when she hauls ass, she has to make 2 trips

Yo momma so fat, I had to take a train and 2 buses just to get on her good side

Yo momma so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step

Yo moma so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma so fat she makes Sumo wrestlers look anorexic

Yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow, skittles fell out

Yo momma so fat, when she went to go get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan

[TheManFromAcme]

Yo momma so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back into the water

Yo momma so fat at a restaurant when they give her a menu she replies, "yes please"

Yo momma so fat when she goes to a restaurant she gets an estimate

Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale

[TheManFromAcme]

Of course you can delete the momma part and she part to use it in the first or second person.....