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Nyeah, gorda -- quedate la propina!
Ok... so the other night I went out to my homeboy’s birthday party. I went alone because I got paid to do a job there. Well, during this party I popped whatever pill and snorted anything in sight all the while downing a bottle of Patron. I had too because fifteen minutes after I got there my homeboy showed me the guy. He was my friend’s primo and he needed some time because he was going to bang the guy’s puta.
Anyway, I took 3 more shots and snorted a line before I went up to this guy and rubbed my tets all over him and made him think he was all cute and . After waiting about another hour or so (he ed his pants) I led him to one of the rooms in my homeboy’s house. This guy had no sense of time because he already downed at least a dozen wine coolers. The only way he got hard is when he started talking about his PT Cruiser (lol) and some stupid video games he just bought. I decided to go anal because I was on the rag and and didn’t want to make too much mess on my boy’s sheets because I am a lady. Well, we just get going and I start to text my friend to see if he is done yet. He responds yes and they were just eating some pizza that she warmed up for him. I told him to go ahead and send her in because I was tired of checking to see if he was still going. She came in and acted shocked, just like we planned, and he hurried out of there.
Here is where I need help though. My homeboy paid me over what we agreed upon but since I didn’t really feel anything AND I got all the tequila and blow I wanted I feel bad for accepting it. Should I just keep the extra because the guy was all ugly and or should I give some back since his pinga was the size of a joint?
Can anyone help? advice welcome, please.
Nyeah, gorda -- quedate la propina!
Keep the money
lmao great comeback.
The pizza part was the best part. Well ing done.
Keep the money. you earned it.
Oh and what's you number
if the guy was downing wine coolers then keep the money.
if the guy was downing wine coolers then keep the money.
LOL I just read the other thread that this is a satire of...and ahahhah dope!
What flavor were the wine coolers?
Well ing DONE! Complete MH ownage!
hahahahahahaha, fantastic.
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