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  1. #1
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    every female that saw me on chatroulette, pressed Next within 10 seconds.

    that's gotta be a new record.

    ladies and gentlemen, I am now bummed out. My confidence has been shattered. I did not think I was this ugly

    and by the way, you filthy bas s on chatroulette. 90% of the users are guys jacking off to the cam.

    This is me after all the women pressed NEXT on me. Bummed out.

    Last edited by MiamiHeat; 07-13-2010 at 09:31 PM.

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    Veteran jack sommerset's Avatar
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    Don't sweat it, bro. Nevermind, I forgot you don't care what I say. Peace!

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    when did i say i didnt care what you say? lol
    your sig still rocks

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Is that you in the pic? First off get rid of that 1987 shirt your wearing, second, you need to smile. Third you need to show some skin like your ABs or your chest hair.

    Dude I can't lie you like a costumer service representative for DELL computers or another telemarketer.

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    MH looks like the guy that answers my phone calls when I call XBL customer support.

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    Dude after looking at your picture closely, you must go through many bottles of hand lotion every month!

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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    lol i feel a photoshop thread

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    cause i'm using the turtle beach ear force headsets for the xbox 360, they work for the PC too


    man, im starting to wonder if these women are just lame. i bet they do the same to u IM and mouse

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    Dude after looking at your picture closely, you must go through many bottles of hand lotion every month!
    lolwut

    i'm growing a full beard

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    lol i feel a photoshop thread

    In fairness to MiamiHeat, it's not like he made a thread calling himself the hottest clubber.

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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    In fairness to MiamiHeat, it's not like he made a thread calling himself the hottest clubber.

    i know, but theres an infinite amount of material in that one picture.

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    Oh for sake. Why would you GAF about what anyone on chatroulette says or does? Grow up, seriously.

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    I own Allanon mavs>spurs2's Avatar
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    OP, are you italian or ?

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    family from Spain and Italy, yes good guess

    don't you see my spain jersey behind me, yup


    btw, i still have no luck. not a single woman will speak to me on there, god damn

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    dont sweat it man

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    Oh for sake. Why would you GAF about what anyone on chatroulette says or does? Grow up, seriously.
    dude, im bummed out anyway. can't you see from my pic?

    are you angry cause it happens to you too?

    which one of us is uglier?

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    Dude step away from the computer & go grab some coffee at a bookstore...their everywhere...Im talking about females.

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    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    i feel bad now that IHustle wants me to box you... IHustle that's just not right. haha

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    i feel bad now that IHustle wants me to box you... IHustle that's just not right. haha
    hey bro, if we box, it has to be with gloves on, i don't want to lose my comic expression

    i am 6'3 height and i got muscle mass on me though, don't be so sure you can take me

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    omfg

    what is up with internet es?

    i saw these 2 cute girls, and one of them waved at me and the other one said "Naah" and clicked Next

    what a ing skank. god damn she needs gonorrhea





    am i supposed to look like brad pitt or zac effron?

    ing metrosexumuals.
    Last edited by MiamiHeat; 03-09-2010 at 11:37 PM.

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    Rugged like Rwanda SpursNextRomanEmpire's Avatar
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    Has anyone talked to you yet?

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    nope.

    im bout to give up soon and plug my turtle beaches x1's back into my xbox 360.

    computer es

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    Lose the glasses, lose the headphones, and shave that peach fuzz off your face. You might have a chance then.

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    Oh, and SMILE! Women won't respect you if you don't smile.

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    Trust me. I get a LOT of gash.

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