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Top o' the mornin' SparsTalkers! Hope yer St. Patty's Day's good as mine. Me an' me muckers will be on the piss all night. Won't be gettin' steamboats as last year, mind, that was feckin' knobjockey of us.
We was takin' turns horsin' it to these bettys. I had a real loose bit for meself, she even offered to do flatleys off me barse. So right as I'm dropping anchor in Pooh Bay, I black the fook out. Woke up with a bloody ringpiece and a fooking bad case of Willy Wonka. So no more fizzy bummin' this year.
Advice for you fellas, make sure your molly is on the smarties before you dive into the grease flaps, noworramean?
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I'll say it. St. Patricks day is incredibly overrated.
national get drunk day!
what are you gay?
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