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  1. 02-19-2010 #1
    jaffies
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    Full Name: Kyle "Yogurt" Gordon, Jr. | G
    Born: October 16, 1997
    Age: 12 and 1/2
    Height: 5-2
    Weight: 94 lbs
    Favorite Food: Corn Dogs

    Pros:
    -Once made a 3-pointer.
    -Recently upgraded his shoes from British Knights to the new T-Mac's.
    -Can dribble "under the leg".
    -Has a LeBron rookie card worth $12.50.
    -Doctors say he hasn't hit his growth spurt yet.
    -His record is 16-5 when playing on a rim lower than 8 feet.



    Cons:
    -Will play this summer for the local AAU team.
    -Has chronic tummy-aches.
    -Just started to discover girls.
    -His mom doesn't let him out past 9pm, could interfere with practices.
    -Doesn't like using the gym showers because it's "kinda gay", could affect team chemistry.
    -Likes to pick his scabs, extending his injury recovery time.
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  2. 02-19-2010 #2
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    Lmfao!!!!!!!!
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    This kid is going to be a BEAST!
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  5. 02-19-2010 #5
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    hahahahahaha. wow. wow. wow. this is too funny.

    jaffies, you should be working at comedy central!
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  7. 02-19-2010 #7
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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! funniest thing ever
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  8. 02-19-2010 #8
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    omg!!! hilarious!!!
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  9. 02-19-2010 #9
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  10. 02-19-2010 #10
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    Quite Possibly the greatest post in Spurstalk history.
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    nice. looks like he could be a real cornerstone some day.
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  13. 02-19-2010 #13
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    -Recently upgraded his shoes from British Knights to the new T-Mac's.
    They still sell British Knights? I thought they didn't make them anymore.
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    I've read this 4 times. Classic. Just Classic
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    You know what? Why wait till 2016? Let's sign this kid up right now, I'm sure Pop could find some minutes for him at the Center position!
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    Too funny my man
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    I heard USC is about ready to offer him a scholarship.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crc21209
    You know what? Why wait till 2016? Let's sign this kid up right now, I'm sure Pop could find some minutes for him at the Center position!
    He can be our JJ Barea.
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    that's great
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    I hoping for someone at least 5'4" Pop would take small ball to a whole new level.
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    hahahhaahah good
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    Thread of the year!!!

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