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Big hugs, Christy!
andto the above. I've always told my husband that he better pray nothing happens to me because he has no clue sometimes.
Happy Mother's Day to all the other moms here!
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 4 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 4 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.
In addition...each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment, and an appointment for a haircut. He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keep it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep a! nd all chores are done.
There is only one TV between them.
Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid song that comes on TV and the name of each and every repulsive character on cartoons.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will apply themselves either while driving or making four lunches.
They must adorn themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish clothes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks, they will have to endure severe stomach cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly PTA meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
He will need to pray with the children each night, bathe them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair each morning by 7:00.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father wil l be required to know all of the following information:
*each child's birthday, height, weight,shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor.
*each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.
must clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m. and then spend the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them hand and foot until they are better.
Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moments notice..
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over for years...eventually earning the right to be called Mother!
Happy Mother's Day to the mom's among us.....and be sure to give your's a great, big hug....or at least a call. This will be a tough one for me.
I already bought my own present, though.
Big hugs, Christy!
and
Happy Mother's Day to all the other moms here!
Y'all must be stuck with lazy, unappreciative jerks or something.
I do know guys like that, usually rednecks.
Not by a long shot....but I used to be. And redneck was a pretty nice way to put it.
Gee, Christy...a little bitter are we?
Last edited by travis2; 05-06-2005 at 02:11 PM.
[QUOTE=SpursWoman]Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 4 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 4 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.
In addition...each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment, and an appointment for a haircut. He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keep it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep a! nd all chores are done.
There is only one TV between them.
Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid song that comes on TV and the name of each and every repulsive character on cartoons.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will apply themselves either while driving or making four lunches.
They must adorn themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish clothes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks, they will have to endure severe stomach cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly PTA meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
He will need to pray with the children each night, bathe them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair each morning by 7:00.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father wil l be required to know all of the following information:
*each child's birthday, height, weight,shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor.
*each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.
must clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m. and then spend the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them hand and foot until they are better.
Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moments notice..
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over for years...eventually earning the right to be called Mother!
Oh c'mon, this is a tad bit dramatic, it's not that hard!!
Gee, Christy...a little bitter are we?
Not at all ... just smarter. :p
And this wasn't meant to be a male-bashing thread. Really.
Uh-huh. Really. :pNot at all ... just smarter. :p
And this wasn't meant to be a male-bashing thread. Really.
Having to "do" my wifes job would include:
Each kid will play one sport and either take music or dance classes but taking/picking up is divided equally between spouses.
There is fast food and a freezer loaded with frozen food from Costco. He must know how to operate a microwave and a toaster oven and yell at everyone to clean up their own mess and put their own dishes in the dishwasher.
Each man must take care of his 4 kids; keep his assigned house clean by supervising the maid, get the spouse to correct all homework, get the spouse to complete science projects, heat up frozen food, do laundry whenever you feel like it, and not have to pay any bills since the spouse does it.
In addition...each man will not have to budget at all and just whine for more money when the more than adequate "spouse check" is exhausted before the 1st or 15th and wherever he wants to buy something somewhere that doesn't take credit cards.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment, and an appointment for a haircut. It is a requirement that he eat lunch at a fancy restaurant and get a massage and pedicure while out running those exhausting errands. He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function....but must make three batches and eat the other two batches.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house...in fact every month he is required to buy something new to replace an existing piece and demand that the spouse "store" the old piece "where it won't get messed up". The spouse is responsible for keeping track of said stored inventory and being able to produce it in impeccable condition at a moments notice. He is also responsible for making sure the spouse plants flowers outside and keeps it presentable at all times. He must complain to his friends that his life is "boring" because the spouse just "wants" to work in the yard all the time.
The men will have a television in every room of the house and must know what is going on with every character in every soap opera. The man is required to believe that there really are perfect people with perfect lives that never are actually seen working as shown on the aforementioned soap operas.
Each father will be required to make sure the kids watch cartoons in another room so they don't miss a second of their favorite soap opera. "second" favorite soap operas are to be taped on another TV if runnuing concurrently.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will apply themselves while driving to lunch with the girls at Le'Etoile after sleeping till 10..,
They must adorn themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish clothes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed except on evenings and weekends when the spouse is at home when ultra baggy sweats and no makeup are the uniform.
During one of the six weeks, they will have to endure severe stomach cramps and back aches....and at all times have and in fact DESERVE to have, extreme, unexplained mood swings.
He will need to yell at the kids to go to bed and yell at the kids from the bedroom in the morning to get dressed, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00. He then takes the kid to school but can immediately come back home and take a nap if the maid isn't too noisy.
I think I can do that...
Last edited by CosmicCowboy; 05-06-2005 at 03:00 PM.
Damn, CC. Your wife and I need to hang out.
This was a Happy Mother's Day thread....not a "my s are bigger than yours" one.
This was a Happy Mother's Day thread....not a "my s are bigger than yours" one....you definitely win in that department...
I was already tired of that stupid game anyway...
I just emailed that to Mrs. Chopper. She'll appreciate it!
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