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Epic post.
You see this here?
It's become a painful and artery-clogging tradition to eat a KFC Bowl the night the Mavs are eliminated from the playoffs. This year in conjunction with a new and exciting menu item, I resolved to eat a KFC Double Down Sandwich to commemorate the death of the 2009-10 Dallas Mavericks. You Bun! Get the out!
Then after the KFC I like to masturbate to Jane Fonda exercise videos to complete the cycle of shame and self-abuse that is being a Dallas Mavericks fan.
Only thing is, I've put on a few pounds over the winter from sweets that I haven't worked off yet, and I'm taking my girlfriend to Texas De Brazil this Saturday to celebrate our six-month anniversary (She vetoed my original suggestion of Chili's). My plan this week was to eat nothing but Cheerio's, fruit and low-calorie yogurt to save room for the glorious feasting on Saturday night. But an early exit imperils all of that. I hadn't planned on eating the Double Down until late May when we were supposed to lose to the Lakers in the Conference Finals.
I'll be honest, being a Mavs fan suck balls. We're a walking F. Scott Fitzgerald novel. Derek Harper dribbling out the clock against the Lakers, Roy Tarpley snorting away our status as "The Model Franchise," The Three J's coming apart at the seams when Jason Kidd and Jimmy Jackson fought over Toni Braxton, Dirk wrecking his knee in 2003, the collapses in 2006 (The Great Gatsby) and 2007 (Tender is the Night). How long O Lord, how long? Haven't we suffered enough?
This by the way is the Official Mavs-Spurs Game 5 Blog.
Epic post.
dirge on...
GTFO Lakers fan of a .
Wouldn't it be healthier to just shoot yourself?
how that double down taste???
it's not that bad. as much fat and calories as a big mac
I took a break from my extensive rehab process to indulge in such a fine treat.
I took 2 bites and threw it away. Bar none, the most disgusting fast food item I've ever purchased.
My friend tried it the other day. He said it's not worth the hype. I would think the lack of carbs offsets some of the fattening aspects of it.
Damn no wonder America has so many obese people, looks disgusting.
agreed. America doesn't have a good coastline-land area ratio like Britain, so fishery isn't very developed in America compared to other industries and fish seldom appears on American diets. If they want some meat or high-protein food, pork/beef/mutton seem to be their only choice which are all weight-gaining foods.
Mavs win by 7
I don't understand why people are so upset about the Double Down. It's no different than any other fast food sandwich. A non controversial lunch
Who are the refs for tonight?
Monty McCutchen
Pat Fraher
Greg Willard
Win or lose (though, preferably win), I just want this ing series to be over.
Don't pay $5.99 for that.
Don't worry, the Mavs will soon be put out of their misery.
KFC just stopping the hearts they're supposed to stop.
5.99!?!?!?!?!
gimme a big mac heart attack anyday
So if you don't post tommorow that means that you ate it and died instantly?
We're a walking F. Scott Fitzgerald novel.
Put a little ranch on it, it'll be fine.
I know lots of people who tried it and said it was great.
Lets not lie, findog. Your fatass will be eating one anyway, or way or the other.
If the Mavs lose tonight and I don't post tomorrow, it's because I made a bet with mono on the outcome of the series and have to refrain from posting until the Spurs are eliminated from the playoffs.
It's better for you than a Whopper.
But I didn't like it. tbh it's kind of bland. It needs more sauce and bacon. If you must have one, go with the grilled version. A little better tasting and probably a little better for you. Order the combo with a salad. Totally cancels everything out.
Hmm, interesting. I was thinking you have to get the fried version since it totally goes against the spirit of the double down to do the grilled version. But if the grilled tastes better, then that sounds like the right course of action.
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