We are all witnesses...not judges.

[Giuseppe]

[An Unbiased Fan]

Back 2 Back Finals MVPs. Top 5 Ever

[Ignignokt]

That's the signal he gave Sasha Vujacic when he showed up at TEE HEE's house and said, "Better go play with your toy's son, daddy's home, bebe, where's culburn, i need to drain my snake on this !".

[Sportcamper]

Cameras flash as he lifts off his feet
He uses the talent he earned on the street
At such a young age, he was only seventeen
He entered the league and soon became King
Now fans chant and scream "MVP"
An end to his abilities will never be seen
So many things he's already achieved
And he's capable of more it's so hard to believe
Some say he's the one, the next "23"
But he's more than that, he's the first Kobe...

[z0sa]

lol @ insecure lakerfan never posting his kobe knobslobbing in the official Kobe thread.

[Sportcamper]

Kobe threads…You just can’t stop them…You just try to contain them…

[N4th4n]

When the did Kobe "earn talent from the street." ?

[Bukefal]

[BlackSwordsMan]

why is kobe saying 4? he's only won 1

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Ignignokt got it right. Three fingers in the pooper and one to tickle the taint.

[Giuseppe]

Remember now:::you're here to witness, not judge.

Let us proceed...

[Cane]

Most overrated player around. Wade > Kobe

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

We are all witnesses, except for that judge that he had to appear before.

[Giuseppe]

Just f'in witness. Savvy?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Just f'in witness. Savvy?

Javie?


Tro-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo

[MadDog73]

I can't wait to see this little crying again.

[Giuseppe]

You'll be crying first if you up tonite, daddy-O.

This I vow.

[MadDog73]

You'll be crying first if you up tonite, daddy-O.

This I vow.

Struck a nerve, did I?

Just remember: You started it.

[Giuseppe]

& I'll finish it if you turdhounds let the Suns take your cookie.

[MadDog73]

& I'll finish it if you turdhounds let the Suns take your cookie.

We'll see. But if I was you, I'd want the Spurs to beat the Suns.

After all, the Spurs are Pussies, right? Easier to beat a No. 7 seed then a No. 3 seed in the WCF, right?

[Giuseppe]

We'll see. But if I was you, I'd want the Spurs to beat the Suns.

After all, the Spurs are Pussies, right? Easier to beat a No. 7 seed then a No. 3 seed in the WCF, right?

I do want the Spurs to beat the Suns. I want them O & 42, and outta my hair.

I've always given the Spurs their onions.

[MadDog73]

I do want the Spurs to beat the Suns. I want them O & 42, and outta my hair.

I've always given the Spurs their onions.

All right then.

C ya in the WCF.

Just... keep Kobe away from the Onions. He cries.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Back 2 Back Finals MVPs.

again, Kobe needed 13 seasons in the NBA to win 1 finals MVP, why does Lakerfan act like it's some award he's a lock to win?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Cameras flash as he lifts off his feet
He uses the talent he earned on the street
At such a young age, he was only seventeen
He entered the league and soon became King
Now fans chant and scream "MVP"
An end to his abilities will never be seen
So many things he's already achieved
And he's capable of more it's so hard to believe
Some say he's the one, the next "23"
But he's more than that, he's the first Kobe...

Most NBA fans have a favorite player, but leave it to Lakerfan to write in poetry about someone on the Lakers.

[An Unbiased Fan]

again, Kobe needed 13 seasons in the NBA to win 1 finals MVP, why does Lakerfan act like it's some award he's a lock to win?

LOL at Kobe in 13 seasons eclipsing the Sun's franchise history.

Kobe = 4 rings, 6 Finals, in a 10 year span
Suns = 0 rings, 2 Finals, in a 41 year span