1. Inception - A Leo Dicaprio sci-fi movie with critical acclaim, high anticipation, and a reputation as being an "intellectual" film? This will be scoffed harder than The Life Aquatic and There Will Be Blood combined.
2. Americans still into soccer after the World Cup - Everybody expected World Cup bandwagoning, but it's even lamer to be into soccer after the World Cup is over. Expect more chode bloading of Argentina posters as well.
3. Scoffing Eminem - scoffing Eminem is so mainstream now that it's become lame to scoff Eminem. I fully expect the Mookie Crew to scoff the trend of thinking Eminem sucks by talking about how badass "Recovery" is. Scoffing Eminem scoffers is the new scoffing Eminem.
4. Nonfiction writers - they're like reality tv bull except they're so pretentious they use the written word instead of a camera.