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    Dreaming of you-Selena ALWAYS bet on BLACK's Avatar
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    About 3 months ago I was at a club and I met this stunningly beautiful girl. She had nice breasts, well pedicured feet, was looking nice and had a pearly white smile. We hit it off and began to see eachother regularly. Finally, after about 2 weeks we began to do more than just kiss and make out. I played with her breasts and sucked on them. Glorious. She performed oral sex on me. Glorious. Then one night before we were about to have sex, she told me that she needed to talk. I thought, well great, shes gonna dump me. . Well, she told me it was important and started to cry. I held her close and told her it was alright and that she could trust me.

    She then proceeded to tell me how she was born a man and about 3 years ago she began taking estrogen shots and female growth hormones. She got breasts implants and hair transplants. She is all female except that she still has a penis. (6 inches in length and 5 inches in cir ference). She will have that penis removed in 2 weeks when she has surgery to remove her dong and then 3 weeks later she will have a man made "vagina".

    My question is simple. Or maybe not. I love her. I love her personality and i love the way she sucks me off. But I sometimes feel weird when we are making out and she climbs on top and I feel her boner. Superficial, yes, I know.

    But am I gay for loving her? I need advice. Please advise.

    One day, I just may make her my

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    Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro Muser's Avatar
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    TMI, pre-op then yeah you are gay.

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    Darkseid Is. Mister Sinister's Avatar
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    Here's a better question. Does it matter? If you love the person, then the answer to that, I think, would be no. But, hey, I kiss dudes sometimes, so, yeah. My answer may be a little biased. Ha. Ha ha. Bi-assed. Iiii need sleep.

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    Saytowns Fawtbox King lebomb's Avatar
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    YES, you are indeed a got.

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    Believe. Bullshit Detector's Avatar
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    Given that you already know the dimensions of his , you are indeed gay.

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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    Relationships with foundations of love will last a lifetime. However it seems your boyfriend started the relationship by lying to you and not being totally honest until he no longer had a choice. That's usually a deal breaker.

    I like your troll attempt though. Miamiheat would be proud.

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    I swore I wouldn't... SAScrub's Avatar
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    6x5?


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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    Damn, and I thought I was 'chubby'.

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    6 by 5?

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    Yo Holmes, Off to BELAIRE!

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    Live by what you Speak. DarkReign's Avatar
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    Yo Holmes, Off to BELAIRE!
    Exactly.

    Obvious troll is obvious.

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Exactly.

    Obvious troll is obvious.
    Obvious troll is getting to be a god damn epidemic around here.

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    Dreaming of you-Selena ALWAYS bet on BLACK's Avatar
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    So ing , how long did it take for your tranny ass to recover after you had your removed?

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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    Yo Holmes, Off to BELAIRE!
    I agree

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    U Have Bad Understanding Sportcamper's Avatar
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    So glad that this did not turn out to be one of those really creepy threads…

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Sounds like a match made in heaven.

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    Pop took his brain back. xellos88330's Avatar
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    The Wemby Assembly z0sa's Avatar
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    tl; dr

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    Darkseid Is. Mister Sinister's Avatar
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    Is this your coming out moment, got?
    Nah. That's buried somewhere in the troll forum.

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    An inter-racial coupling with a tranny? Damn, you ARE an open minded troll.

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    Esse quam videri ploto's Avatar
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    5" cir ference-- not diameter

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    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    Of course this is an obvious troll, but let's pretend OP is real for the sake of discussion. I would argue he's not gay, because he fell in love with her when he thought she was a female. Gender discussions can be fraught with confusion though.

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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    You know how I know you're gay?



    Your girlfriend has a penis

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    Banned CubanSucks's Avatar
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    ALWAYS bet on

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