Dwyane Wade's going to need a rag

[picc84]

If he's going to wipe all that virgin blood off his , providing they win a championship.

First, he's gotta break Bosh's 2nd round hymen. No small feat, he's been holding out on the Raptors for years. They finally got so frustrated they creeped on him with Hedo, only to find he was a born-again. No luck there.

Then, he has to take Lebron's championship virginity. Something Bron's been trying to lose for half a decade, only he hasn't been able to take more than the tip. Gonna have to force it in there..

Got a long road ahead of you, Dwyane. Hope you got those STD's checked out.

[Giuseppe]

It's difficult fighting them and now a whole new San Antonio Heat fanbase.