Big promotion coming up for this year's Lakers season!

[Pepe'sTowing]

You know how they give away the free tacos everytime the Lakers make a 100 points? I'm gonna do one better and give away a free tow everytime the Lakers make a 100 points! I'll even bring along a taco that is much better and bigger than those gabacho, white people tacos the Lakers give away.

It don't matter what happen. You car break down, you can't drive because you drink too many Bud Lights, or a hooker stole your keys, I'll come get you and tow your car for free, libre, if you are in an hour of LA.

I'm doing this to further pressure the gabacho tow truck drivers to the point where they can't compete, to grow my brand, and to increase market share. I'm also doing this cuz I love my Lakers and want to give back to all the great fans!

I'm also very happy cuz I find out today that my Gina is no longer seeing her "Santo de Pakistani."

Gina tole me he come over the other day and had all kinds of red stuff on his neck and pepito. She get mad and confront him, ask him whose lipstick is that. Mr Luva tole her that is wasn't lipstick. She ask what is it? Mr Luva became embarrassed and didn't say nothing, just stood there like a dumb burro. Gina poke him in the chest and demanded to know who the other woman's lipstick was. Mr. Luva then said, "It's not lipstick, all right. It's Kool-aid."

Gina become confused, asked Mr. Luva, "Why do you have this Kool-Aid on your ?" Mr. Luva came clean and tole Gina about the Koolaid Man. This Koolaid man it turns out is the nickname of Mr. Luva's mayate boyfriend. He get the name because he always drink Kool-Aid. Mr. Luva also tole Gina that the Koolaid Man is his one true love and that he'd never leave him for anybody.

Gina start crying and cussing at Mr. Luva, calling him, "Maricon de Pakistani." She slap him hard, leaving a hand print on his face, and tole him to leave and never come back.

I have mi amor back, free from the sinful grip of the "Maricon de Pakistani" and his puto ways. But I will not let these actions go unpunished for my Gina.

Every time she make me a taco, I also have her make me a big glass of cherry Kool-Aid.

[Pepe'sTowing]

I have to, how do you say, bump this so people can be aware of the promotion.

100 Laker points means free tow!

[Ditty]