anyone want to rap battle?

[cantthinkofanything]

While I'm known mostly for my blues knowledge, I can spit rhymes also.

[I. Hustle]

Sure

[Drachen]

While I'm known mostly for my blues knowledge, I can spit rhymes also.

Sure

Yeeeeeah? Boy!

[Blake]

I can spit rhymes also.

your mom likes to swallow
Her throat is hollow
don't try to follow
Or you will wallow

[I. Hustle]

ok... ok... mic check... mic check... 1,2... ok... ok

[cantthinkofanything]

allright...nice to see some action...
As reigning Blues Off champ, I opt to go last.

Let's see what you got.

[Blake]

Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay,
make things out of clay,
lay by the bay?
I just may!
What'd ya say?

[Venti Quattro]

Where is Rappin' Shaq?

[cantthinkofanything]

Where is Rappin' Shaq?

in your dad's butt

[lebomb]

Yo, Yo.......uh, 1 -2 uh 1-2....
Word to ya pops
ya mamma is a cyclops
on deez nuts you be hangin
yo futcha bride I bees bangin
so gets tha otta spurstalk
befoe I club ya punk ass
with my cawk!!

[cantthinkofanything]

I’m ruthless
You’re ing clueless
I gonna poop up on your mullet just to prove this
Your mom is toothless
She likes the blue fist
I gonna poop up on her head until I’m stoolless
You like the Stooges?
You dance with pooches
I gonna make a doodie pie and give it smooches

[Blake]

so gets tha otta spurstalk
befoe I gently massage and tongue ya punk ass

we know how you ro

[lebomb]

I’m ruthless
You’re ing clueless
I gonna poop up on your mullet just to prove this
Your mom is toothless
She likes the blue fist
I gonna poop up on her head until I’m stoolless
You like the Stooges?
You dance with pooches
I gonna make a doodie pie and give it smooches

[lebomb]

we know how you ro

Man..........now I miss my girl.

[VBM]

Kreaysean bout to be jackin' some lyrics from this thread for the sop re album

[DMC]

Kill yourself

(sax solo)

Why aint you dead yet?

[Avante]

you got no game
you're lame
it's always the same
it's a shame
you talk smack
like a hack
that's where you're at
jack!

you don't know the blues
a rich boy like you
you ain't never had to steal
for a meal
pack a piece to keep the peace
so cool that
if we are talkin' the blues
you ain't it

look in the mirror jack
white boy staring back
no idea where it's at
trying to talk smack
set your ass down
clown

I'm out!

[I. Hustle]

I can rhyme words
like that one with birds
I think it's rap
but it's really just crap
look for the trap
left by trolls I should slap

Lame

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Where is Rappin' Shaq?

I forgot the password. Sorry guys.

[PakiDan]

I’m ruthless
You’re ing clueless
I gonna poop up on your mullet just to prove this
Your mom is toothless
She likes the blue fist
I gonna poop up on her head until I’m stoolless
You like the Stooges?
You dance with pooches
I gonna make a doodie pie and give it smooches

Hahahaha!!! Winner winner chicken dinner!!!

[Blake]

you got no game
you're lame
it's always the same
it's a shame
you talk smack
like a hack
that's where you're at
jack!

you don't know the blues
a rich boy like you
you ain't never had to steal
for a meal
pack a piece to keep the peace
so cool that
if we are talkin' the blues
you ain't it

look in the mirror jack
white boy staring back
no idea where it's at
trying to talk smack
set your ass down
clown

I'm out!

[Avante]

[Avante]

Another negative response, dude are you really that miserable?

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

the cat sat on the mat

[Fpoonsie]

the cat sat on the mat

[drops mic, swags off stage]