I am in deep trouble, any suggestions?
Yesterday, I go down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that my wife is pissed about something. I ask what is the matter. She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who S y is?" Thinking quickly on my feet I tell her that S y was 'Sweet S y' and was actually a name of a horse that I bet on that day at Retama Park, and I had won $400. She seemed quite happy with the explanation so I went off to work. When I got home that night, the wife was pissed again. I asked her what the matter was now, she replied "Your horse phoned."
Sounds like you are ed dude. Just come clean. Nothing can go wrong if you are just honest.
Ask her if she's seen "Mr. Ed"
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll pray for you as soon as I stop laughing long enough to catch my breath. Whoosh!
"Has she heard of Mr. ED?"
Classic!!!
Dude, you have the John Edward gift. Tell her dead people must be speaking with you. Also, tell her you gave the dead people your number and that they have Sprint in the after life. She will totally go for that.
Now if I were I bettin' man...
Someone is going to be sleeping on the couch tonite.
Jim will be here all week. Enjoy the veal and don't forget to tip your waiter!
That joke is older than Henny Youngman. Funny...but old.
So....was the couch comfortable?
Maybe S y has a bed you can use.
vbookie on the couch tonight??
Yes, the couch was comfortable, thankyou.So....was the couch comfortable?
Maybe S y has a bed you can use.
Is your wife still mad, Jimbo?
This might be the only way you get yourself back in the bed, Jim.
http://thedrunkenclam.zipa.com/vidclips/diamonds.mpg
This might be the only way you get yourself back in the bed, Jim.
http://thedrunkenclam.zipa.com/vidclips/diamonds.mpg
Thanks....*on my way to Zales*
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