I’ve always wondered why desi guys try super hard to be thugs. From wearing the latest Rocawear offerings to G-Unit sneakers, there are many desi guys who are confused about the pigmentation of their skin.
I could understand if a desi fellow acting like a thug because he was raised in a poor black community – that’s a lot like Tarzan acting like an ape after being raised in the jungle. But what about all those desi guys who grow up in suburban areas like Edison, NJ.
I always had this theory that any desi guy trying to act like a thug by listening to rap music and walking with his pants hanging low is compensating for something. And what do you know…my theory is right.
Desi guys have a small pee-pee.
"A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men….
The conclusion of this entire scientific endeavor is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimeters shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture."
Do desi guys think that if they act black, girls will assume the have big units? Maybe we just unlocked the key to Desi-Thugism. Next time you see a Desi guy, walking around saying “ ” after every sentence, just smile at him, because chances are his penis is so small the only kind of girls he can turn on are lesbians.
However there are negative drawbacks to having a big penis. Like when you get a boner in the middle of the day. When you’re sleeping and you got a hard-on. Also when you’re walking down the street and it hangs out your pants and drags on the floor. Or when you lay down and a small plane crashes into it. No? Never had that problem? Oh well.
