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    Seeking the quiet mind desflood's Avatar
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    Woman Calls 911 With Pizza Complaint Wed May 25, 7:08 AM ET



    CHARLOTTE, N.C. - An 86-year-old woman was jailed after police said she called 911 dispatchers 20 times in a little more than a half-hour — all to complain that a pizza parlor wouldn't deliver.


    Dorothy Densmore was charged with misusing the 911 system, a jail spokeswoman said.

    She told dispatchers Sunday that a local pizza shop refused to deliver a pie to her south Charlotte apartment, said Officer Mandy Giannini. She also complained that someone at the shop called her a "crazy old coot," Giannini said.

    Densmore wanted them arrested. Instead, police came to arrest her, and she resisted, Giannini said.

    It's unusual for someone to face charges for nonemergency calls, Giannini said. But on Sunday, Densmore kept calling 911, even after she was told to stop, Giannini said.

    When an officer arrived at her apartment, the 5-foot-tall, 98-pound woman attacked him, Giannini said. Densmore scratched him, kicked and bit his hand, she said.

    Densmore also is charged with resisting a public officer and two counts of misusing the 911 system, jail records show.

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    Crowned
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    Making it all the more funny....here she is:


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    Double Oh johnny00's Avatar
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    Where's the beef?



    Damn funny article

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    Fantasy Football Guru Guru of Nothing's Avatar
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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    oooooooooooooo, you in troooooouuuuuuubbbbbbbbblllllllle!!!!!!




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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    That musta been some a-good pizza.

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    Fantasy Football Guru Guru of Nothing's Avatar
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    oooooooooooooo, you in troooooouuuuuuubbbbbbbbblllllllle!!!!!!



    I meant to say, S y looks hot.
    Last edited by Guru of Nothing; 05-25-2005 at 09:35 PM. Reason: gramer/spelin

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    Even I went to a GTG iminlakerland's Avatar
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    Dude shes OLD...i wonder if shes somewhat losing it.

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    JEBO TE! Clandestino's Avatar
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    maybe they had taken her ing pension money and wouldn't deliver her pizza.. that is stealing. the jury is still out!

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    The Golden Goal GoldToe's Avatar
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    Hey, can you blame the woman for wanting a pizza someone's ass?

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    That G'Ma is crazzzzyyyyyy

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    Believe. blaze89's Avatar
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    Is there a link? Or is this on Smoking Gun???

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    Crazy Lady: I WANT BEEF!! Pizza..
    Pizza store: uh.. sorry maam we don't sell that kind
    Crazy Lady: what i'll kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Pobresita Esta loca.

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    Woman Calls 911 With Pizza Complaint
    911 Operator: "911 what is your emergency?"

    Crazy Old Lady: "That damn pizza parlor won't deliver my pizza"

    911 Operator: "Did you want us to go out and shoot the manager?"

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    @ Taco!

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    Desperate Housewife Flea's Avatar
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    Aw, poor old lady. I feel kind of sorry for her.

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    Believe. blaze89's Avatar
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    Making it all the more funny....here she is:


    Does she look like the Noid to you?


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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    damn GoN....


    s y, you look hawt.

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    @ taco

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    Seeking the quiet mind desflood's Avatar
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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    I think she needs to get the chair.

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    I think she needs to get the chair.
    Are you the resurrected one?

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    Even I went to a GTG iminlakerland's Avatar
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    Man i loved the Noid video game on Nintendo. God knows i played that game over and over!

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