Aaaaawwwwww yeah

[Hype Man Manu]

It's time to throw your muthafuggin hands up! We rollin through this es like some badasses!
Throw your hands up!
Throw your hands up
Now wave 'em
Just wave 'em
If your as hyped as me then
Fugging wave 'em!!!!

[Chachachango]

Pinche cagado.

[Sean Cagney]

Bored?

[SequSpur]

yeah deuce....

[ShoogarBear]

I assume there's some rap to follow?

[hater]

LOL

this guy is classic

[phyzik]

Is rappin' Shaq making an appearance?

[honestfool84]

huh?

[lefty]

Should have been Spanish rap TBH

[100%duncan]

Yeah

[Hype Man Manu]

Should have been Spanish rap TBH

Oh you didn't know?!
I'm not a rapper I'm a hype man!
I save the rappin to the pros and am just here to get the crowd hyped up. Get your straight then get back at me!!!
Now wave 'em
Just wave 'em
If you think leftys a
Then mufuggin wave 'em

[lefty]

Oh you didn't know?!
I'm not a rapper I'm a hype man!
I save the rappin to the pros and am just here to get the crowd hyped up. Get your straight then get back at me!!!
Now wave 'em
Just wave 'em
If you think leftys a
Then mufuggin wave 'em

[Rappin' Dejuan Blair]

What up Spurstalk? Give it up for my opening act
Hype Man Manu got the whole forum jacked!
Gonna get revenge for what happened in MSG
The man filling up the body bags is gonna be me

I'll grab 20 boards on that chump Amar'e
snap off his arm and that stupid apostro-fay
He rebounds like a sissy, I bang like it's hockey
better wear his goggles cuz I'm a one man bukkake.
My nuts so big they hang down to the knee
Gotta hold 'em up wit a cup size double D
STAT's so damn re ed it's not even funny
He's Brick Tamland to Coach Ron Burgundy

While Pop's chasing rings, Mike just chases cash
Can't grow a man's beard just that pedo pornstache
While we on top the West (and I don't mean Sienna)
Knicks are slurping sausage (and I don't mean Vienna)
Tony'll go past his man like he's a traffic cone
blowing up that D like he did Erin's phone
My dawg Manu learned to ball in the Euros
now he feasts on defenders like Eddy Curry does on churros
Then we'll go to the bench and turn the 2nd unit loose
George'll ride you like a rail while Gary nails your caboose

And when it's out of reach and yo team's in the ter
here comes the man, the myth: Tiago Splitter!
Once the lead's so damn big that it can be erased
he'll go up for a dunk so the floor can tell him how his ass taste!

[tp2021]

What up Spurstalk? Give it up for my opening act
Hype Man Manu got the whole forum jacked!
Gonna get revenge for what happened in MSG
The man filling up the body bags is gonna be me

I'll grab 20 boards on that chump Amar'e
snap off his arm and that stupid apostro-fay
He rebounds like a sissy, I bang like it's hockey
better wear his goggles cuz I'm a one man bukkake.
My nuts so big they hang down to the knee
Gotta hold 'em up wit a cup size double D
STAT's so damn re ed it's not even funny
He's Brick Tamland to Coach Ron Burgundy

While Pop's chasing rings, Mike just chases cash
Can't grow a man's beard just that pedo pornstache
While we on top the West (and I don't mean Sienna)
Knicks are slurping sausage (and I don't mean Vienna)
Tony'll go past his man like he's a traffic cone
blowing up that D like he did Erin's phone
My dawg Manu learned to ball in the Euros
now he feasts on defenders like Eddy Curry does on churros
Then we'll go to the bench and turn the 2nd unit loose
George'll ride you like a rail while Gary nails your caboose

And when it's out of reach and yo team's in the ter
here comes the man, the myth: Tiago Splitter!
Once the lead's so damn big that it can be erased
he'll go up for a dunk so the floor can tell him how his ass taste!

DB tha BEAST! He goes HARD!

[tdunk21]

What up Spurstalk? Give it up for my opening act
Hype Man Manu got the whole forum jacked!
Gonna get revenge for what happened in MSG
The man filling up the body bags is gonna be me

I'll grab 20 boards on that chump Amar'e
snap off his arm and that stupid apostro-fay
He rebounds like a sissy, I bang like it's hockey
better wear his goggles cuz I'm a one man bukkake.
My nuts so big they hang down to the knee
Gotta hold 'em up wit a cup size double D
STAT's so damn re ed it's not even funny
He's Brick Tamland to Coach Ron Burgundy

While Pop's chasing rings, Mike just chases cash
Can't grow a man's beard just that pedo pornstache
While we on top the West (and I don't mean Sienna)
Knicks are slurping sausage (and I don't mean Vienna)
Tony'll go past his man like he's a traffic cone
blowing up that D like he did Erin's phone
My dawg Manu learned to ball in the Euros
now he feasts on defenders like Eddy Curry does on churros
Then we'll go to the bench and turn the 2nd unit loose
George'll ride you like a rail while Gary nails your caboose

And when it's out of reach and yo team's in the ter
here comes the man, the myth: Tiago Splitter!
Once the lead's so damn big that it can be erased
he'll go up for a dunk so the floor can tell him how his ass taste!

[jsandiego]

What up Spurstalk? Give it up for my opening act
Hype Man Manu got the whole forum jacked!
Gonna get revenge for what happened in MSG
The man filling up the body bags is gonna be me

I'll grab 20 boards on that chump Amar'e
snap off his arm and that stupid apostro-fay
He rebounds like a sissy, I bang like it's hockey
better wear his goggles cuz I'm a one man bukkake.
My nuts so big they hang down to the knee
Gotta hold 'em up wit a cup size double D
STAT's so damn re ed it's not even funny
He's Brick Tamland to Coach Ron Burgundy

While Pop's chasing rings, Mike just chases cash
Can't grow a man's beard just that pedo pornstache
While we on top the West (and I don't mean Sienna)
Knicks are slurping sausage (and I don't mean Vienna)
Tony'll go past his man like he's a traffic cone
blowing up that D like he did Erin's phone
My dawg Manu learned to ball in the Euros
now he feasts on defenders like Eddy Curry does on churros
Then we'll go to the bench and turn the 2nd unit loose
George'll ride you like a rail while Gary nails your caboose

And when it's out of reach and yo team's in the ter
here comes the man, the myth: Tiago Splitter!
Once the lead's so damn big that it can be erased
he'll go up for a dunk so the floor can tell him how his ass taste!

And if ya don't know, now you know..

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

What up Spurstalk? Give it up for my opening act
Hype Man Manu got the whole forum jacked!
Gonna get revenge for what happened in MSG
The man filling up the body bags is gonna be me

I'll grab 20 boards on that chump Amar'e
snap off his arm and that stupid apostro-fay
He rebounds like a sissy, I bang like it's hockey
better wear his goggles cuz I'm a one man bukkake.
My nuts so big they hang down to the knee
Gotta hold 'em up wit a cup size double D
STAT's so damn re ed it's not even funny
He's Brick Tamland to Coach Ron Burgundy

While Pop's chasing rings, Mike just chases cash
Can't grow a man's beard just that pedo pornstache
While we on top the West (and I don't mean Sienna)
Knicks are slurping sausage (and I don't mean Vienna)
Tony'll go past his man like he's a traffic cone
blowing up that D like he did Erin's phone
My dawg Manu learned to ball in the Euros
now he feasts on defenders like Eddy Curry does on churros
Then we'll go to the bench and turn the 2nd unit loose
George'll ride you like a rail while Gary nails your caboose

And when it's out of reach and yo team's in the ter
here comes the man, the myth: Tiago Splitter!
Once the lead's so damn big that it can be erased
he'll go up for a dunk so the floor can tell him how his ass taste!

[PBEEZY]

What up Spurstalk? Give it up for my opening act
Hype Man Manu got the whole forum jacked!
Gonna get revenge for what happened in MSG
The man filling up the body bags is gonna be me

I'll grab 20 boards on that chump Amar'e
snap off his arm and that stupid apostro-fay
He rebounds like a sissy, I bang like it's hockey
better wear his goggles cuz I'm a one man bukkake.
My nuts so big they hang down to the knee
Gotta hold 'em up wit a cup size double D
STAT's so damn re ed it's not even funny
He's Brick Tamland to Coach Ron Burgundy

While Pop's chasing rings, Mike just chases cash
Can't grow a man's beard just that pedo pornstache
While we on top the West (and I don't mean Sienna)
Knicks are slurping sausage (and I don't mean Vienna)
Tony'll go past his man like he's a traffic cone
blowing up that D like he did Erin's phone
My dawg Manu learned to ball in the Euros
now he feasts on defenders like Eddy Curry does on churros
Then we'll go to the bench and turn the 2nd unit loose
George'll ride you like a rail while Gary nails your caboose

And when it's out of reach and yo team's in the ter
here comes the man, the myth: Tiago Splitter!
Once the lead's so damn big that it can be erased
he'll go up for a dunk so the floor can tell him how his ass taste!

Good troll account...its been awhile lol

[easy7]

Damn that rap was good!!!!

[Hype Man Manu]

Knicks are slurpin' sausage
That be Vienna
knicks are slurpin sausage
That be Vienna
WHAT?!
WHAT?!

now wave 'em
Just wave 'em
If you've seen Mike's pedo porn stache
Then mufuggin wave 'em

[celldweller]

It's time to throw your muthafuggin hands up! We rollin through this es like some badasses!
Throw your hands up!
Throw your hands up
Now wave 'em
Just wave 'em
If your as hyped as me then
Fugging wave 'em!!!!

IN DA HOUSE.......!!!!!

[smeagol]

Knicks are slurpin' sausage
That be Vienna
knicks are slurpin sausage
That be Vienna
WHAT?!
WHAT?!

now wave 'em
Just wave 'em
If you've seen Mike's pedo porn stache
Then mufuggin wave 'em

Is that a Will Ferrel - Cheri Oteri bit from SNL 1996?

[phxspurfan]

While Pop's chasing rings, Mike just chases cash
Can't grow a man's beard just that pedo pornstache
While we on top the West (and I don't mean Sienna)
Knicks are slurping sausage (and I don't mean Vienna)
Tony'll go past his man like he's a traffic cone
blowing up that D like he did Erin's phone

Damnnnn break-it-down son...

[ALVAREZ6]

Rappin DB has some serious skills, I wanna hear a good rapper spit those lyrics on a nice beat

[Ross Parrot]

My dawg Manu learned to ball in the Euros
now he feasts on defenders like Eddy Curry does on churros
Then we'll go to the bench and turn the 2nd unit loose
George'll ride you like a rail while Gary nails your caboose

And when it's out of reach and yo team's in the ter
here comes the man, the myth: Tiago Splitter!
Once the lead's so damn big that it can be erased
he'll go up for a dunk so the floor can tell him how his ass taste!

Awwww , son!