Happy New Years!!!!

[Ace]

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose.With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.

[rayjayjohnson]

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[Spur_Fanatic]

Had me laughing for a while.

[DMC]

I have one I like to share that's called plagiarism.

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[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Hey Jerry, are you and Andy going to Melisa's party tonight?

[Hemotivo]

I have one I like to share that's called plagiarism.

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[rayjayjohnson]

I have one I like to share that's called plagiarism.

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I take the lols back.

What a got.

[Ace]

I have one I like to share that's called plagiarism.

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New to the internet?..

[Trill Clinton]

damn, B.

[IronMexican]

is about older than the internet, sons.

[Ace]

Hey Jerry, are you and Andy going to Melisa's party tonight?

Son, already got the keg. It's going down...

[DMC]

New to the internet?..

My first time.

[NRHector]

Happy New Year, Feliz Año Nuevo and to you too Culby