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    Klaw apalisoc_9's Avatar
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    I was lying in my bed last night, when i had the urge to fap. the first thing that came out was this image of a sex scene that i watched before but cant remember what movie or series it was from.

    Anyways, it starts of with the gal coming to the guys house. Gal is about 5/10 or a 6/10. She says she wants to have sex with the guy dont know why...she tries to kiss him, "guys says you're ugly and you look like a trot"..what don't you go the bedroom i have something prepared there..so she goes there and finds a paper bag. Gal says" what is this"? "I prepared it for you".."wear it in your head if you want to have sex"..

    "But"


    "Do you want to have sex with me?"

    "Yes"

    "then wear it"

    So she puts the paper bag on her face..and the guy proceeds to fck from behind and comes inside.....and then she remove paper bag and she was crying............suppah sexy......


    You may think...you remember all this , but you cant remember the le? well...yes.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    That's actually the story of your conception

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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    That's actually the story of your conception
    I'm not quite sure I can see that home run ball anymore.

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    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    One of your mother's home movies?



    <Walk-off homerun>

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    Knowledge Is Hassle Fpoonsie's Avatar
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    That's a scene from Nip/Tuck with Christian Troy. His finest moment, before he adopted his white 's black baby and lost his penis...

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    Klaw apalisoc_9's Avatar
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    That's a scene from Nip/Tuck with Christian Troy. His finest moment, before he adopted his white 's black baby and lost his penis...
    thanks.

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    is there a youtube link to that

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    Klaw apalisoc_9's Avatar
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    Thats what the moneys for Don Draper's Avatar
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    Now that's how you treat a lady.

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    I heart 2Blonde PakiDan's Avatar
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    Wow - that was a Situation like move! Pure Gold!

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Nip/Tuck is a great show. I'm about a quarter of the way through the last season (6) on Netflix.

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    Straya AussieFanKurt's Avatar
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    Only seen season 1 of nip/tuck. Worth continuing?

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    4 Star Asshole Strike's Avatar
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    Decent show. I watched seasons 1-3 as they were broadcast, then got caught up in other things. I recently marathon'd the rest of the series. Worth watching once.

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    Believe. jeebus's Avatar
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    That was quite possibly the funniest clip I've ever seen. From the moment he called her a trout to the end where she takes the bag home with her, I was in tears from laughing. This should be shown to kids in school to teach them that fatties/uglies ALWAYS finish last and if they want to have sex with a guy, make sure to brown bag it. Epic.

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    Dude can't keep his masturbatorial activities to himself

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