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Woah woah.......she also cannot touch the remote
To Impress a Woman:
Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Pray with her.
Pray for her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
To impress a man:
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.
Woah woah.......she also cannot touch the remote
ok, I'm a chick and if Emo did all that I'd think he was gay.
ok, I'm a chick and if Emo did all that I'd think he was gay.
ok, I'm a chick and if Emo did all that I'd think he was gay.
yes i do all the above
To impress a man:
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.
2 outa 3 tonight at the GTG. woohoo.
yes i do all the above
That's sounds pretty annoying....
I'm quite certain I'd be happy with a naked, chicken wing holding man who was not in my way.
That's because you're one of those "Liberated Wimmin" SW...
No . Not to mention, I'd be pretty wary if I caught a guy "praying for me" all the time.That's sounds pretty annoying....
I'm quite certain I'd be happy with a naked, chicken wing holding man who was not in my way.
That's sounds pretty annoying....
I'm quite certain I'd be happy with a naked, chicken wing holding man who was not in my way.
No . But subs ute chocolate for the chicken wings.
OK.
I'll take the naked man, and God know I'll take the chicken wings (Pluckers!!!!)...
but please please can they be like 5 feet from each other??
I don;t want any "short and curly" contamination.
The "praying" part is nothing more than a request to the higher power for a little help in seperating you gals from your skivvies.
Or even better.....a naked man not blocking the TV and holding a dozen donuts.....
Without using his hands.
Or even better.....a naked man not blocking the TV and holding a dozen donuts.....
Without using his hands.
Ring toss, anyone?????
"Without using his hands"
Bad girl, I knew you were going to say that.Or even better.....a naked man not blocking the TV and holding a dozen donuts.....
Without using his hands.
Last edited by Gatita; 06-01-2005 at 02:26 PM.
LOL! Hmmm wonder if anyone will come thru for you during the gtg tonight SW.
<<< No, we'll be at home.....
Without using his hands.
that would be a fun contest to watch - how many donuts can you hold on your ummm donut holder thingy??
Cmon, are you some kind of girl or something, i dont think numbers 2 and 3 are really all that necessary.
Or even better.....a naked man not blocking the TV and holding a dozen donuts.....
Without using his hands.
Ahem. . .someone asking for me?!!
Reminds me of Dave Chappelle's secret to making a man happy: suck his ****, play with his balls, make him a sandwich, and... something else...
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