Machete

[TheMACHINE]

So whos watching this tonight?

Jeff Fahey! lol

[Frenzy]

Mexicans don't support Mexicans.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm going to go see it.

[SourCandy]

Looks really cheesy. But yeah lol

[rjv]

i think cosmic cowboy and jack sommerset are going together.

[monosylab1k]

i think cosmic cowboy and jack sommerset are going together.

crofl.

Who would CosmicCowboy support more in a fight to the death - an illegal Mexican or a n!gger?

[rjv]

crofl.

Who would CosmicCowboy support more in a fight to the death - an illegal Mexican or a n!gger?

he'd probably hope for a hole to open up and swallow up the 2 of them

[Shelly]

just saw it and cheese and gore at it's finest

[desflood]

Yes, we saw it first thing this morning and yes, it rocks.

[CuckingFunt]

Definitely on my agenda this weekend. Would have gone today if I could have, actually.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Machete don't text.

[Mark in Austin]

Machete improvises.

[Mark in Austin]

Seriously, this movie was everything I was hoping to get from Grindhouse when it first came out. Loved it.

The end of this review sums it up best for me:

"Machete" works as pure badass cinema fun. Funny and violent and propulsively scored, "Machete" is pure exploitation gold, more revival than satire, and it is tense, dirty fun from end to end

[crc21209]

Badass ing movie...that is all there is to say.

[leemajors]

Had Rodriguez made a good movie?

[koriwhat]

Had Rodriguez made a good movie?

never. only good thing he ever did was direct 1 room from "four rooms".

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I'm gonna see this soon. It better be ing good or Rodriguez is finished.

[JoeChalupa]

I've heard some good reviews and that Jessica Alba has a very nice ass shot and I hope it isn't a stunt double ass shot. I don't mind his movies either.

[Mark in Austin]

I've heard some good reviews and that Jessica Alba has a very nice ass shot and I hope it isn't a stunt double ass shot. I don't mind his movies either.

There is one scene of Lindsey Lohan where it is clearly a double (and another where it's not), but Alba's scene is all her.

[4>0rings]

To the people that have seen this movie;

Is there a line in the movie that states, ''You've ed with the wrong Mexican!''???

Cause if there is, that's grounds to see the movie sans reviews.

[PakiDan]

To the people that have seen this movie;

Is there a line in the movie that states, ''You've ed with the wrong Mexican!''???

Cause if there is, that's grounds to see the movie sans reviews.

Yes, that line is DEFINITELY in the movie.... and that plus Machete using a mans intestines to repel down a building = WIN WIN WIN!!!!! Awesome flick!

[4>0rings]

Yes, that line is DEFINITELY in the movie.... and that plus Machete using a mans intestines to repel down a building = WIN WIN WIN!!!!! Awesome flick!

Now I gotta see it.

[CuckingFunt]

ing hilarious.

Lindsay Lohan's character felt tacked on in the interest of getting as many scenes from the original fake preview into the actual film, since she didn't really serve any other purpose, but that's a pretty minor complaint. It was otherwise exactly what I wanted it to be.

[jack sommerset]

i think cosmic cowboy and jack sommerset are going together.

What a piece of film. I paid for the American but went to see that instead. I couldn't have my hard earn money going to what now is a political statement by the left. I will say it had some nice ies in it though!!!!

[hater]