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Let me get this out the way....I know Tyson you've told me a million times in PM already you took 6 creampies to the ass...I got it already... but I still don't roll like that
Now on to topic at hand...the worst story I've been told by a Mexican no less is that he eats his girlfriends menstrual bleed with Tater Tots...He calls this Salty Ketchup....
Talk about enistic...
if you game let's here yours....
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ty thread.
What an innocent time it was...Midget -- Seriously you need to calm down.
I ed a fat chick. That was pretty nasty
There was this time I went to the red-light district in Juarez, drunk as ; it was maybe 30 years ago or so, back in my younger days. I rolled into this bar about 2PM, and this one fatty came up and started rubbing me through my pants. I bought her a beer and the unzipped me and started swallowing me right there at the table. The bar was pretty empty so we just went in the corner and I barebacked her for a few minutes, busted, and pulled my pants back up and left. I came back a month and a half later looking for her, and this girl is carrying a kid and telling me a sob story about how she can't afford another and wanted me to help out. No ing way! I gave her $50 and she promised me she'd get the problem taken care of at the clinic.
So I left and didn't come back for a while. A couple of years later I was in a dry spell and decided to return, but she wasn't there. I asked some of the other girls about her, and come to find out she used my money to pay off a coyote. They gave me her address; she was somewhere in Riverside. Anyways, I really didn't want to see the kid, but figured he needed to know about his Japanese heritage so I'd send him tapes of stuff like Akira, Fist of the North Star, Golgo 13... then later on Pokemon cards, Naruto DVDs, and so on.
It's tough for a single mother in Southern California, and with no male role-model in the house, last I heard the kid ended up a gay. I'm not even certain he's mine, but I still feel bad for what I did; it's a sin I'll take to my grave.
Holy that's a ed up story.
you had me until the naruto dvds part.
Post of the month, baseline.
baseline posted his pic before, so the Asian part gave it away.
Your life reads like a made for TV movie on BroTime- Television for Bros, bro.
I just got trolled, didn't I? Oh well.
Yeah.
Great post anyhow baseline.
-earned the blood wings inadvertently (lights off, she didnt tell me it was that time, woke up with dry blood on my hands, around my lips)
-donkey punched and choked
That seriously may have been the best wind-up I've ever read in a forum, baseline -- ing top notch.
This is kind of a nasty experience but also a little funny imho and it's not mine. It's a college buddy of mine. Second semester started and people just need to cuddle then. There was a new cute singer in the choir. My buddy and her were starting "the chase". It was raining, she called him and basically said "come and get it". I think that was the fastest I've ever seen him move. She lived about 2 miles from him and he rode his bicycle to her place. Broke college student. Pouring rain. I called him later and he was pissed. He boned it but said she had quite a thicket down below and it stunk. He said he told himself he'd just "wash it off later" in the heat of the moment. He said she was a lame screw, but it was the s that blinded him.
He told me his wang stunk for another week
So did he go downtown and taste the battery acid?This is kind of a nasty experience but also a little funny imho and it's not mine. It's a college buddy of mine. Second semester started and people just need to cuddle then. There was a new cute singer in the choir. My buddy and her were starting "the chase". It was raining, she called him and basically said "come and get it". I think that was the fastest I've ever seen him move. She lived about 2 miles from him and he rode his bicycle to her place. Broke college student. Pouring rain. I called him later and he was pissed. He boned it but said she had quite a thicket down below and it stunk. He said he told himself he'd just "wash it off later" in the heat of the moment. He said she was a lame screw, but it was the s that blinded him.
He told me his wang stunk for another week
Talk about enistic...
I know you got gay sex on your mind, but it's hedonistic you dumb mother er ... hedonistic
story would have been believable if not for the naruto part
Oh no. He didnt catch anything. Her vazhín just stunk
You had me till there. No way a programmer does that
I know you got gay sex on your mind, but it's hedonistic you dumb mother er ... hedonistic
Don't have time to teach the offspring of the sexual but inistic and Hedonistic are two different things...you got some educating of the scrambled eggs between your ears...now get to it....
Hel·le·nis·tic (hl-nstk) also Hel·le·nis·ti·cal (-t-kl)
adj.
1. Of or relating to the enists.
2. Of or relating to postclassical Greek history and culture from the death of Alexander the Great to the accession of Augustus.
Relating to or in the style of the Greek art or architecture of this period.
he·don·ism (hdn-zm)
n.
1. Pursuit of or devotion to pleasure, especially to the pleasures of the senses.
2. Philosophy The ethical doctrine holding that only what is pleasant or has pleasant consequences is intrinsically good.
3. Psychology The doctrine holding that behavior is motivated by the desire for pleasure and the avoidance of pain.
lol enistic
lol down syndrome
lol welcher
lol pretend-to-be-black schtick is old
lol AIDS
Had a friend that hooked up with a stripper that lived downstairs in his apartment complex. She told him she was gonna bring a friend home from work so they could have a three way. It was scheduled for Friday night and he bragged about it unmercifully all week. I talked to him Saturday and asked him how it went. He refused to talk about it.
Years later I got him drunk and got the story out of him. The "friend from work" came over...they had a few drinks and they talked my buddy into letting them tie him to the bed while they teased and tag teamed him...told him it was no go unless he agreed...
The friend from work then got naked and got him good and worked up...
climbed on top...
squatted over him...
and took a big greasy right on his chest...
The girls then got dressed and left him tied up to his bed all night while they went partying....
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