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Isn't Vin Diesel gay?
If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."
When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.
When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.
Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.
You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's .
Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while ing another.
Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.
The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face.
Isn't Vin Diesel gay?
I saw this a while ago. There's also the top 30 facts for Chuck Norris and Mr. T.
Dang no matter where I go I cannot get away from Vin Diesel. I play and online game called World Of Warcraft and people are always talking about Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris *sigh*
vin diesel is the man
I heard from someone awhile back that he was in a gay porno
I found this....
Gay Porn Icons: Dred Scott v. Vin Diesel
Are gay porn star Dred Scott and gay icon Vin Diesel really the same person? Consider:
-- an Media's Dred Scott has sex in gay porn, while sex symbol Vin Diesel has starred in the porn-suggestive XXX.
--While some speculate that gay porn star Dred is straight, others maintain that straight star Diesel is actually gay. Dred works in gay porn, Diesel bounced at gay clubs.
--Both are 'action' heroes, to varying degrees.
Thats funny, when I re-arranged the letters in Vin Diesel it revealedIf you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."
"I love to suck and take it in the ass"
but then again if that is his credo "I end Lives"
it could be the same thing as Vin Diesel has AIDS.
Vin Diesel is the ing !!! He's the best action star around, he's better than TheRock by far. He's this generation's Schwartzeneggar, but with a 21st century style.
He should make at least 1 sci fi movie a year. I'd watch 'em all
i have the same problem
No way
Dude seriously, who do you think would win in a fight
The Rock vs Vin Deisel
this may deserve it's own thread.........
I think Vin Deisel. The man is stronger than Marcus Bryant, for sure.
the rock is big
diesel is not
If the Rock and Diesel got in a fight I think they would somehow end up in bed together.
Ditka would probably take them both?
What about Ditka vs a tornado?
Anyone is stronger than Marcus Bryant, he is a skinny white boy.
Finally the timeless question shall be answered.
Rolf Vin Diesel's real name is Mark Sinclair Vincent and is almost 44 years old.
The Rock would smoke any man named "Sinclair"
Is it true Diesel is only 6'0? The guy looks gigantic on TV.
i have the same problem
So you took a viagra too many, had a heart attack while trolling the streets for cheapest male and are a ghost now?
Thanks for sharing.
Vin Diesel is lame
lol @ viesel going the stallone route early. he's supposed to be in another Rid movie and another XXX movie in addition to Fast and Furious 14.
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