Poster of the Month: May

[rayjayjohnson]

In b4 mono s it up with his circlejerking

Worst poster of the month: Monosylab1k. His ability to see gay sex references in everything he reads clearly indicates he's got on the brain.

Fairweatherest got of the month: Monosylab1k. This bright shining light of fandom truly expressed his support for the Mavs during recent struggles with such reaffirming posts as:

just it all.

you Rick.

you Barea.

you Roddy.

you Dirk.

you Avery.

you Mark.

all of you.

Blazers in 6.

Thanks for the memories, Mavs! I've moved on to greener pastures!

16 rings, gots!

We keep hearing how Dirk still has a few years of his prime left. I'm here to tell you all that his prime blew by us, and we're witnessing the decline right now.

His scoring is up - great. His scoring is up only because he's taking more shots. His jumper used to be consistently great and automatic. A 4 for 18 night was a blue moon shock. Nowadays, he's just another streaky shooter who from time to time can get dialed in and never miss. Nowadays, a 4 for 18 shooting night is "Dirk's stinker of the week".

He never drives anymore, and when he does, he's almost guaranteed to miss the layup. He never had much of a post game, but at least before he could get a low post hook shot or two in every game.

His rebounding is way down, and his defense is far worse. There was a point a couple year's ago when Dirk's defense was actually pretty decent, and anybody who actually watched him on D regularly would know this. But he's right back to being the piss-poor defender he used to be, only now it's not because he's not focused, it's because physically he can't do it anymore.

This isn't meant to on Dirk because he can't help that his body is deteriorating. I'm sure he's working just as hard, if not harder, on his game.

This is just a wakeup call to all Mavs fans that Dirk simply isn't the superhero he used to be, that he is past his prime, and that at this point he is best served being a secondary option. And that things are only going to get worse from here for Dirk. Hopefully Mark & Donnie pull their head out of their ass and see the same thing, and do something about it (yeah, right).

He even has the gall to berate Tyson Chandler for this very same hypocrisy:

1. Tyson Chandler - this turncoat boy was wrong about Shawn Marion, wrong about Gerald Wallace, wrong about the Mavs, and wrong about the Blazers. The he tops it by joining a crew of feckless cabin boys eager to 69 each other.

Most asshurt poster of the month: No surprises here, it's monosylab1k. Not only has he felt victimised by an internet joke 'crew', he tries and fails to run his own, resorting to begging for money to keep his 'radio show' afloat, even thought it's heard by about as many people as at a en Keller public address.

Most desperate for acceptance of the month: Yep, you thought right, it's , whoops, i mean monosylab1k. By attempting to speak for the entire forum by nominating his 'Poster of the Month', he once again proves that as much as he can feign disinterest and aloofness, acceptance is very important to him. He even convinced a fellow user to 'accidentally' take a photo of him lining outside a burger joint like a good fat Texan

lol grown ass man who wears shorts.

infact, he even nominated himself in one of his got award ceremonies:

my exposing lakaluva as a 28 year old gay aznboi Naruto fan, along with the debut of The Mono Show were big accomplishments.

Most full of of the month: Monosylab1k again, who claimed that in his first year out of high school...

I made $300,000 that summer betting oil futures, brah.

...even though

lol ty camera on my phone


at 0:53 is Brian Cardinal hitting the 3 to tie the record.


lol matt barnes

...he can't afford a decent phone, or even decent seats.

"rapper"

[Ed Lover]

c'mon son

this looks like a good thread for me to pay tribute to myself

aight nigs, this is a stripper at my birthday bash a few years ago. I hit that in the VIP and then threw her out when she asked for money...trick ass ho

[Ed Lover]

this is me and my boy Dre, the real muh in dre as far as i'm concerned

[Ed Lover]

me, e, tracy, and my former cohost, free

e wanted me to tell you Laker fans to eat a

[Ed Lover]

me and solange'

I always around fine ass women.

That's right, reach around crew. Women are the other gender that most men desire. Not hatin on your gay thing, just wanted to let you know what they are and what they look like

[Ed Lover]

Damn. I look good when i dress up

[Ed Lover]

mad s come to me for advice

[Ed Lover]

me and DJ rhettmatic in LA at Fat Beats. Can't believe they closed that

[Ed Lover]

me and the Queen

Hit that in 92'...or was it 93'? Whateva, said 'thank you'

[Ed Lover]

that's right. I bowl. 220 average

[Giuseppe]

Ray, please don't piss Mono off. I'm tryin' to win this f'in' thing this month.

[Ed Lover]

yall rememba this here?

good times

[Ed Lover]

Ray, please don't piss Mono off. I'm tryin' to win this f'in' thing this month.

listen old man

this whack ass thread was started by rayray the reach around king, not mono

I'm classin this up

btw, does katie girl like black men? I'll knock the cobwebs off that

c'mon son

[Ed Lover]

as i was...

[Giuseppe]

You'll and fall back in it.

[Ed Lover]

me and Russel Simmons. Been my homie for deep



and yeah, i'm rockin the sweater vest in a way Jim tressel never could. Eat your heart out

[Ed Lover]

me with Wendy Williams. still don't know if she's a woman or a dude

[Ed Lover]

me and serena

two words son, juicy ass

[Ed Lover]

me and Beyonce'

two words. Juicy ass



she even looks good with no makeup on. dayum!

[Ed Lover]

here's me with legend melly mel

I look angry cus i gots to take a

[DMC]

There some serious stalker goin' on up in here.

[Brazil]

that some pathetic trolling job by rayray

[Ed Lover]

I'm a legend, you feel?

I don't think I need to point out who I'm with in this one.



c'mon son

those old school spurs logos/jerseys were the pinnacle of whack. bet that nig regrets wearin that

[DMC]

[Bito Corleone]

Wow, rayray, this is pathetic even for you.